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Nothing is wrong (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Sickday@kbin.earth 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

[–] four@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

There is no downtime in Ay Dablyu Es

[–] jonathan@piefed.social 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

a photo instead of a screenshot counts as wrong in my book 😂

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Meh, I don't use Lemmy on my work computer.

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So exfiltrate a screenshot to your phone?

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Likely more trouble than it’s worth. I know attempting that would get me flagged at past employers. Why chance it?

[–] Lysergid@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’m doing cloud migration now and one of assumptions is that two regions in Americas is enough for resilience. I’m in danger

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Usually people here migrate away from clouds...

[–] Lysergid@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It’s not like I’m deciding on customer’s IT policy

[–] towerful@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

The amount of software that is limited free self-hosted but the next tier of "self hosted" is enterprise and thousands per year is ridiculous.
Absolutely ridiculous.

Like, you have self hosted. I like your software, I use it personally and that's why I'm using it for (and recommending it to) small businesses. They could afford your 10-100 per month for whatever extra features, but they don't want to rely on 3rd party hosting. They want to host it themselves.
But the only way to get those features is to go for some "cloud" bullshit they don't control, or to pay "enterprise" prices.

It's why I make part of what I make/charge a contribution to the products and projects I use and recommend.
I'll set all that up and tailor it to your company, but anything and everything I recommend/implement is standing on the shoulders of giants. So pay those giants.
Although I think I'm lucky with the people I work for, in that that are interested in the tech, but not the detail.

[–] marius@feddit.org 12 points 3 days ago

No major incident. Just a lot of minor ones

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wasn't there a community gor nonsensical error messages?

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I didn't look into it much as I was busy with something unrelated. I just suddenly started getting a bunch of error reports from an app we have running on Compute Engine.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

How far does it need to go to be a major incident?