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[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 5 points 14 hours ago

it could be a real cat sitting inside a miniature model Italian alley. that was where my thoughts went.

[–] Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But this image is real. I see it. It exists. Yes, it depicts some nonsense, but the image itself is real.

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ceci ~~n'~~ est ~~pas~~ une image.

[–] Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eh... Je ne mang ushpa sis jour!

[–] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip 1 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

A rather strange joke referencing the French language.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I'm always curious about strange language related jokes and know quite a bit of French, yet this joke eludes me. Care to explain?

[–] Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Care to explain?

Well, it is almost impossible.

The original phrase ("Ceci n’ est pas une image.") slightly resembles French. But it looks broken. Wrong. And in my culture (Eastern Europe) there is a rather famous French phrase from a rather famous book. The book character, who slightly knew French, tried to concatenate a sentence "I haven't eaten in 6 days". But because that phrase was written in the book in transliteration method and French spelling is completely unintuitive for those who doesn't know it, I remember only the pronunciation (and not in an exact form!) of the phrase.

So, in total, my answer was a random French phrase ("I haven't eaten in 6 days") written in universal Latin-like spelling by memory from a book's intentionally wrong sentence.

Even more total: I answered to something that looked like a distorted French phrase with a random distorted French phrase.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 2 hours ago

Wow, thanks for the explanation!

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

There's also the ~~Escher~~ Magritte picture of a (smoking) pipe, captioned "Ceci n'est pas une pipe".

[–] vorpuni@jlai.lu 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

Oops! Thank you :-)

[–] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 1 points 16 hours ago
[–] Gorge@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Obviously fake. Do they really expect us to believe the streetlamps are turned on despite the fact it's a sunny day? Couldn't be more obvious

[–] exu@feditown.com 2 points 1 day ago

Maybe that's a really bright street lamp behind the cat

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Real cat, miniature buildings and person duh!

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 1 points 15 hours ago

Also see: Kitten Kong

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No government would let their giant cats get photographed like that.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 1 points 15 hours ago

Yeah! They forgot the cute hats!

Lost kitty: 3 tons, loves to eat entire grizzly bears

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Please be real please be real

[–] match@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago

i want to believe

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Oh, so this is the official IQ quiz?

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 1 points 1 day ago