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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Bummer. I was hoping to ask whether there was a honey flavor or more of a floral sugar flavor. Apparently it's a quick death.

[–] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 80 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I wanna bee a billionaire, so fucking bad

[–] Kacarott@aussie.zone 16 points 22 hours ago

You've just given new meaning to the Bruno Mars song

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 8 points 22 hours ago

Beelionaire

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 64 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 25 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

If so, we have another job for it

[–] Deckname@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

More, like a permanent position 👍

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Mission Impossible 9: we don't even know anymore, just BEElieve it.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 16 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

So, apropro of nothing, is it possible to train bees?

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 307 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago

10/10 no notes

[–] jve@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Mazuu@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 73 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mad props to Comrade Bee, she gave her life for the people. She will live on in our memories, deepest sympathy and condolences to her hive for their loss.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Long live the Queen

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 143 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Ah this is terrible.

The bee population is already struggling, and there's no way this one survived after getting stuck in dude's throat.

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[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 48 points 1 day ago

Luigi the Bee.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 23 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

What a way to go! All that money can't save you from nature.

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[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 18 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I was stung once by a bee when I was a kid and my mother threw mud on it. While the mud dried, it drew out the stinger.

anyhow, mad props to bees. They are heroes more ways than one. I actually find this quite inspirational. No matter how small and insignificant you may feel you are, small acts can still have big consequences.

[–] boughtmysoul@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ibelieveinthehousehippo@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That bee was too good for this world

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Could have been a male bee too

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Drones don't have stingers. Queens and workers have stingers. Queens are from worker larva that are fed royal jelly that transforms them into a queen that is capable of reproduction. Workers are technically female but they're closer to asexual.

So, that badass enby ace bee gave that motherfucker what for.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

You are right if it's a honey bee. There are many other species of bees that do have males with stingers. For example many solitary bees (live alone rather than in a hive) have stingers though aren't known to sting people unless swallowed like in the OP.

The British isles have over 200 species of solitary bees so it's very possible the bee hero in question here was a male :)

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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I feel bad for the bee.

But holy shit! If this doesn't make you want to save the bees than nothing will.

I dub this bee the Buzz Bomber!

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[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Hahahaha. Good.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 398 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 168 points 1 day ago (1 children)

RIP bee. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 84 points 1 day ago (6 children)

It's too soon for distasteful comments like this.

There's no evidence the bee died. Many species can sting more than once. Hopefully the bee can go on to sting many more allergic billionaires.

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[–] Necroscope0@lemm.ee 26 points 1 day ago

Oh no! Anyway...

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 98 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Is it possible to train bees? Asking for a friend who is very interested in bee training.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 325 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Jeez, come on you guys, show some respect.

A bee just died.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 19 hours ago

That's hilarious.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Like most folks here, my only concern is for the bee.

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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 241 points 1 day ago (7 children)

https://www.moneycontrol.com/entertainment/when-karisma-kapoor-alleged-abuse-in-divorce-plea-sunjay-kapur-forced-me-to-sleep-with-his-friends-article-12831156.html

Karisma accused Sunjay of domestic abuse in her divorce plea, stating that during their honeymoon, Sunjay forced her to sleep with his friends.

Good bee.

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[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 86 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bee the change you want to see.

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[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 8 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 12 points 22 hours ago

For the bee

[–] pleasegoaway@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago (5 children)

You would think, with all his money and outdoor polo playing, that he would KNOW that he has a severe bee allergy and carry an epi-pen.

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