Smiling because the cops have failed to spot the opossum during the cavity search
this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2025
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“I’ll fucking do it again!”
For some reason I read this in Bill Maher’s Trump voice.
What an adventure. I think that's a mule hoof mark on his forhead btw
Ow
That would explain the slightly dazed look...
Beast master ranger confirmed
He's doin the lords work....and by lord I mean Sylvanus
Just because the racoon slipped out of my pants leg doesn't mean it was intentional!
Yeah, but that smile said "I regret nothing"
Ok and? Is that illegal all of a sudden? 🤷🏻♂️
The sign said no shirt no shoes, didnt say shit else!
That guy is my hero
Racoon busting this legend out, with a stolen prosthetic from that bar and the aid of a shrub.
Not all heroes wear capes
He kinda looks like Qui-Gon Jinn.
Qui-Gon Gin
I was going to say he looks like Obi Wan
Perhaps an amalgam.
I was getting more Robin Williams, specifically his eyes.
I'm going with Matt Wetzel from Matt's Off Road Recovery.
I hope their kentucking an investigation
Louisville see about that
Allegedly
Wow it's like an episode of Cox 'n' Crendor