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[–] RichieLT@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Make it so!

[–] Sel2g5@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Make it so!

[–] eventhorizon130@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Man Utd is like comedy gold. 😀.

[–] EezoManiac@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] KnightsOfCidona@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Terrible betrayal of Huddersfield if true.

[–] MyAssDoesHeeHawww@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's Klingons in the owner's room, Jim!

[–] larsmaehlum@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

More like Ferengi.

[–] doc-ant@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Its united Jim, but not as we know it.

[–] tweazz@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't think even Professor X can make Martial score

[–] KillerZaWarudo@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Martial with proper work ethic and not sulk at the slightest competition + not made out of glass could have fulfilled his ballon dor clause

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[–] Pow67@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (5 children)

If you see opposition players doing weird shit at Old Trafford, it’s because Professor X is mind controlling them from the stands.

[–] Feezbull@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

More likely given the buffoonery of the club you’ll see Onana levitate with the ball while rashford mysteriously runs into defenders again and again but doesn’t try anything else.

Oh wait…

[–] Swolyguacomole@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe Prof should focus on the Man u players not doing weird shit.

Mind control them to behave around women

[–] LucasSummers@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Professor X behaves around women? Hahaha

[–] CaninesTesticles@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And the players clothes fall off. And then I’ve seen everything. I’ve seen it all.

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[–] Wiseman_Dennis@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Having Professor X running things for you doesn’t seem all that fair, now does it

THE patrick stewart? the poop from the emoji movie?

[–] hulseyyy@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] dwaynepipes@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Get ready for spontaneously naked women around Old Trafford

[–] durandpanda@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

"Ive seen everything"

[–] LDLB99@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Posh Spice walks in

[–] RaRaRaaputitin@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hopefully he can get his brother, The Juggernaut to help out in defence

[–] lostparasite@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Vinnie Jones might be just the right kind of crazy they need now.

[–] Corsica_Furiosa@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

He's seen everything. He's seen it all.

[–] DildoFappings@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Haha we've got professor X on the helm. WE'RE WINNING THE TREBLE BOYS!

[–] tbbt11@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

The multiverse of madness

One day they will by mistake sign good players and win the league through sheer trial and error.

If you buy more lottery tickets than everyone else, you’ve got a way better chance of winning. Thanks, I’m Michael Owen.

[–] Molineux28@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] offandona@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Why do they all look like Goonies over there at old trafford?

[–] prettybunbun@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Wait Picard?

Set the course to Champions League.

[–] georgefriend3@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Make it so.

[–] Dorkseid1687@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] dimebag_101@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Who the fuck is this guy. Thought it was supposed to be one of Ratcliffes people

Tea, earl grey, hawwt

[–] SparkyGol@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

We have engaged... the ~~Borg~~ Board.

[–] redwineandcoffee@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

He does have a great screenplay about hanging out with Rooney, Beckham and Posh. Good fit.

[–] ButterscotchFiend@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

“Maguire! His head, wide!”

[–] Valascrow@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] MeddlingMike@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] this_ham_is_bad@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

He’s seen it all

[–] cr2152@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Cerebro transfer committee

[–] loveandmonsters@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

When he sees the next poor results and sacks ETH: "The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!"

[–] BendubzGaming@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Now the plight of the red shirts makes sense

[–] GalaxianEX@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Reading the name and seeing the small image on my phone threw me for a loop 🤣

[–] sasksasquatch@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Just thinking, Patrick Stewart walks in day one to Ten Hag's office and just starts shouting, "The line must be drawn here. This far, no farther."

[–] mmaqp66@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Captain Picard??? Does he know about football????? incredible

[–] HarryDaz98@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I know things are pretty bad at United atm, but bringing in the X-Men is a bit much.

[–] ILovEuTooSandwich@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
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