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The fact it’s a three pack is just.. chefs kiss
Woman want another child is called productive.
Man want their nut to be kicked again is called masochist.
Where's the equality in that? Finding pleasure in pain shouldn't be shunned, get your nut kicked today!
That's because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn't suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.
So one is painful for a few minutes, the other gives you a long lasting debuff. That's really not helping your case.
If there's a single person in the world who does not understand this I will be concerned
That'd be part of why they're single, I guess
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I mean getting hit in the nuts makes someone a baby 😎
More of a fetus really. At least position-wise
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You don't HAVE to get kicked in the nuts to make a baby any more than you "have to" kiss your partner. But it's called foreplay and it's pretty common?
Happy cake day!
Thanks! I wouldn't have realized if you hadn't pointed it out.
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The woman who birthed my child didn't remember anything of the actual process, the pain is so bad the brain just kinda blocks it out after the fact apparently. I've read this is fairly common. One thing I do remember is how bad my hand hurt after all that squeezing, I needed like a whole two ibuprofen to fix it, talk about killer.
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women's brains literally give them amnesia regarding the pain of childbirth, so they want another because they aren't traumatized and don't really remember the negative side because it'd be evolutionarily disadvantagous to be averse to procreating
getting kicked in the nuts has so such evolutionary pressure, so male brains don't help out when it happens lol
Yeah people get played by their biological urges and evolutionary psychology throughout the entire process. Even newborn babies are programmed to scream intermittently so that the parents are never well rested, and this is theorized to be to prevent the parents from producing another baby in quick succession who takes attention from baby #1.
Even newborn babies are programmed to scream intermittently so that the parents are never well rested
As someone who has taken care of three newborns, that's not a requirement. If you put the infant on a regular two/three-hour feeding/changing cycle, they don't reflexively cry unless they're in some kind of physical distress.
The trick is to execute that schedule, which is itself extremely exhausting, especially if you're exclusively breast feeding. When you've got two or more people handling feedings (especially with formula) then the baby is chill and parents get more sleep and everyone is much happier.
Also, ffs, this is why both Mom and Dad need maternity leave. The job is 10x harder when one parent is working solo.
I agree with everything you said and I used to think all kids could be fixed by schedules. But our second child was the antithesis to any of these methods. She screamed for almost 2 years regardless of anything we did. I constantly changed our approach to her to try to find a solution and nothing worked for more than a week. She is only recently getting better now that she can understand us.
We are now the parents that discuss our shopping list while she screams on the floor in the grocery store. Some kids are kinda assholes. Fortunately she's extremely cute while being an asshole.
I guess maybe we got lucky, then.
I do know some kids have real legit physical issues (colic being a big one). And if you don't figure out how to mitigate their distress quickly, they simply learn to scream when they want to communicate.
But when I hear "some kids are just assholes", I tend to see some underlying problem (possibly something you just can't do anything about at this stage, but it exists) that they're responding to. It's not standard baby behavior to make parents miserable.
You sound like my brother after his first, who was a saint of a child.....the second however.....great kid but "not a sleeper" as they say.
None of my kids slept through until they were 3....10 years of broken sleep
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That guy should watch Jackass. Johnny Knoxville became famous for specifically that.
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There are so many guys who have asked to be kicked in the balls again.
Guys who are into cbt: are you sure?
Daniel: this better not awaken something in me
This person has never been to a fucking kink party then have they?
I’ve seen a video of a guy putting his nuts between 2 glass plates held together but 4 screws, 1 in each corner. The women proceeded to tighten the screws with a ratchet until the guys nuts were basically blue and he had to tap out.
Don’t ask me why I watched the whole thing.
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Because you don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts.
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To be fair there are men who are into ball busting. They would actually legit be asking to be hit in the nuts again.
The logic is sound, but the math doesn't check out.
Funny how often childbirth is brought up to describe how much more painful something else is, usually by people who have never given births themselves.
Neither scenario touches the torture I endure the morning after pepper-heavy, spicy Mexican food.
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There's things I would get kicked in the nuts for. Like another cup size
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I know it's supposed to be a joke but this is such a common but braindead take
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