Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 6 days ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] ZDL@lazysoci.al 18 points 6 days ago

cough

Stationery.

cough

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If you accelerate writing paper is it still stationary?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A thrown paper airplane is moving stationary.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Can you calculate its mass?

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

guessian ex-strap-on distro says your neo airbus weighs 2.2 tons

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

if the letter is for dad, it’s relative

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

If you post it, note they really stick it to you

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago