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And that’s basically it!
Are you sure this guy didn't star in a Dreamworks movie? That eyebrow lmao
22 going on a dirty 45
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The inexperienced 22-year-old reportedly tasked by Donald Trump with tackling U.S. extremism
so he's gonna impeach trump?
Erybody, don't worry. He got dis.
these aren't secretaries and ministers of organized government
it's capos and yes men of organized crime.
Even if this guy had served in military intelligence for 4 years he would still be too inexperienced for this role.
I feel like.. Were caveman smarter than us? Feel like they would of solved this long ago.
Putin's agent?
Top. Men. Lol.
Coming to a 'Concentration Camp Overseer' position near you.
Well, he has as much experience in his field as his peers.
That's a big task, preventing the US or one of their many proxies from doing terrorist attacks
If you wanted more terrorist attacks on your soil in order to justify suspending the constitution, this is exactly how you’d go about it.
Great, another face I want to punch.
Coming this summer, Rob Schneider is derp pa der anti terror der
Did he have a stroke?
he's a yes man, that trump is gonna steamroll over at trump's earliest. THank you for your attention to this matter.
Also will probably be a strawman, and fired or jailed when Trump fucks up, blaming others as always.
It's Bag Boy's time to shine.
Qualification includes that one time he asked a shoplifter to not shoplift and they left anyway.
