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[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

seems reasonabl

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

How bizzare...

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Fall guy. Somehow the blame for his obvious incompetence will not be imputed up the command chain.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

If these weren’t traitor lunatics, this would be based and progressive.

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Nut coddler face

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Got it, he wants US to burn.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Looks just like his dad Johnny, who did not hit Lisa, despite her tearing him apart.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

Iran approves this message.

[–] Steven_T_Baxter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

The veges can wait. It's hero time! (Its hard finding good help these days. Maybe reaching outside the box is your best option?)

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