NFL

It used to be JJ Watt. I was both really attracted to him and obsessed with making sure he was okay.

Tua now. But I’m a Bama fan and I loved him in college.

Cecil Shorts III

Aaron Charles Rodgers.

Matt Breida, Keaton Mitchell, Rhamondre Stevenson, Rashod Bateman, Gardner Minshew, Amon Ra St Brown…just always wishing them good vibes & hope they are happy with their lives & also hope they succeed on the field!

The only hoe i'll ever be loyal to: Younghoe Koo.

Jamaal Williams. "It's all DAWG in this mug." The dude is hilarious, unique, and likes a lot of nerdy things that are uncommon for nfl players, like Pokemon and anime lol

Probably Taysom

Taylor Swift

Girlfriend loves Boston Scott. Doesn't even watch football...

As an OSU fan i've been spending an unhealthy amount of time following Strouds rookie season.

I'm a woman and it;s Jimmy G. I just wish everyone would stop hating on him and see the incredible talent I do when I look into his eyes. Also, people should stop tackling him. They might mess up his face.

I can't get enough of Big Cock Brock, I'm a shameless homer for this kid.

It was James White. A true receiving back and my checkdown King.

Actually, I bet if Mac Jones had a guy like James White as a safety valve, he'd do much better. Jones has some bad decision making, has trouble making throws when moving at all, and clearly gets in his own head. Having a back that can get consistently get a 4 yard gain out of a 1 yard pass would be wonderful.

Bryce Huff. Undrafted to being a top edge rusher. This kinda shit never happens to this franchise. If we don’t re-sign him I’ll be upset.

Will Fuller, his highlights are my comfort show

I traded for Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football when he was hurt. It only took a few weeks but now he is injecting life into my veins every Sunday

I think my favorite player is Jamarr Chase. Favorite Seahawk is Witherspoon in such a short time. Boye Mafe is shooting straight to the top too

Jordy Nelson, I miss white lightning every day

Aaron Jones is my dad. Get well soon dad.

Brandon Aiyuk, but from a haters standpoint

BDN.

Nothing crazy but I root for Burrow more than anyone else besides my Jets and I’m not a bengals fan

I loved Ladanian Tomlinson. I’m a Steelers fan and had an LT jersey.

Revis, D'Brickashaw, Chrebet.

Now Sauce

Julian Edelman

As a Bucs fan, Mike Evans. He's been the face of our franchise for a long time, and his 1000+ yards seasons record is one all of us Bucs fans follow religiously. Regardless of whether we are contenders, I'm always following Evans 1000+ streak.

if MY girl👸🥰😍 and Toney 1️⃣9️⃣🤩 are both drowning 😫🌊 and i can only save one 😔☝️ you can catch me at my girl’s funeral 😿☠️⚰️ booming punts 🧨💥and Slinging deep balls 🏈💨 jogging to the sideline 🏃‍♂️ and pulling my hamstring 🐷🧵

Deshaun Watson, but in a schadenfreude sort of way.

None because I’m not a fuckin weirdo

Geno Smith. Ever since that legendary line last year “They wrote me off, but I ain’t write back though”.

That’s such a bar I’ve been rooting for him and the Seahawks ever since.

Olave

Dan Campbell!!

Tom Brady

If I could go back to 1967, I'd let Joe Namath do absolutely dirty things to me.

Jason “Sexy Batman” Kelce

Help me Justin Jefferson, you're my only hope

Harrison smith and Justin Jefferson

JMS People frequently mispronounce his name as John Matthew Stafford when actually it’s John motherfucking Stafford

Marshawn Lynch. After watching a few clips, I can confidently say that I would watch that dude do the most mundane shit all day long.

I would say him and Bear Grylls is one of the greatest non-football football moments of all time.

But I'll also just watch clips of him returning to theBuffalo Applebee's he used to go to like 12 times a week his rookie year.

At this point, I feel like a student of Marshawn. And I'm only just beginning. Namaste.

Nick Chubb. Do I really need to explain why?

r/nfl & Deshaun Watson, obsessed with him almost as much as he loves massages..

Tavon Austin...

But he's not even in the league anymore.

And heck, he never did anything in the NFL.

I'm just still obsessed with his college highlight reel 😅

None dude TF I only obses about goth gym girls

Jason Kelce. On their podcast, he and Travis make their audience feel like they’re chums everyone hangs out with. Shoutout to the 92%ers on r/NewHeights

All time - Troy

Current - Minkah

The ones who score for my team

Mitch Trubisky stole my heart

I hope to be bear hugged by Polamalu’s strong and safe arms one day

I would fight a pack of wild boars while my hands are tied together behind my back in the handicap stall of a McDonalds bathroom with nothing but a smooth rock glued to my forehead as a weapon for Mike Evans.

He needs to stay a Buccaneer until he finally hangs em up, which will be one of the saddest days in football as a lifelong fan.

Antonio Brown. He's like the gift the keeps on giving.