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[–] kepix@lemmy.world 9 points 59 minutes ago

office space had some great eye opening lessons:

  • you can say no to overtime
  • some tasks are totally not important, and its insanely important to have a priority order, otherwise you go insane.
[–] laserm@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

Welcome to tthe NHK made me try to be more social. I'm still pretty anxious but it's slowly getting y little better.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 28 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

The Matrix made me realise my whole reality was a lie and now I’m pro-Patriarchy, pro-Authoritarian and pro-conformity just like the characters.

[–] kopasz7@sh.itjust.works 5 points 58 minutes ago (1 children)

Exactly! Cypher is the only sensible person in that whole world. /s

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 32 minutes ago

All he wanted was a nice steak. What's wrong with that?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 33 points 3 hours ago

I think people don't realize you're making fun of manosphere and alt right creators co opting the terms from the movies like red pill and others.

[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 173 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I saw Bladerunner as a teenager and it affected me so much I'm now a grown-ass man living in a cyberpunk dystopia. Follow your dreams.

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

Sometimes I laugh because it keeps me from crying.

Sidenote: I am often told that I laugh too much.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I've got a hint for you, look at their username. It's sick as fuck.

I wish the d was capitalized but still awesome.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 38 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Office space started me thinking about early retirement plans.

[–] themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Yep that movie is depressing, especially that traffic scene, I go through that every day. Even the changing lanes part, too relatable.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

I used to as well. Glad I can commute by train now.

[–] ThoGot@feddit.org 48 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

I couldn't even finish that movie and had to stop after about 30 min (not because it was bad, but just way too depressing lol)

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 1 hour ago

I often eat my dinner while watching a movie.

This is not a movie I'd recommend for that.

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Had the same thing happen to me with the movie Hereditary (although I later finished watching it, because of the praise it was getting). I thought "Yeah it's good, but why would people watch this, why would they do this to themselves?".

I never understood miseryporn and honestly MFW people are enjoying it:

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Midsommar left me depressed for about a week, so I emotionally detached myself while watching Hereditary by playing on my phone lol. I totally skipped Beau is Afraid.

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Oof, not the best movies to watch after another.

That was also a move I wanted to see, but after Hereditary I thought "nah, I'm good". Probably won't watch another Ari Aster film, ever.

[–] Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That kind of sounds like a reason to go back and finish it

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

I honestly get where they were coming from. My "I couldn't finish it because it made me too sad" was oyasumi punpun

I only finished the second of 13 total volumes and I wasn't tearing up or anything, but I developed a sense of... dysphoric dread, I guess, from reading it

[–] xep@fedia.io 5 points 8 hours ago

If Anon is anything like me, my advice for next steps would be to start learning about metabolic health.