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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

What's fucking stupid is that JD Vance himself has participated in the meme.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

1000001531

this thread needs more JD Vance memes.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 2 days ago

Why were they even checking his phone? I went to China recently and they didn't check my phone.

[–] orionsbelt@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

what the fuck did i just read? this is completely fucked:

He claims he was then strip-searched, forced to give blood samples, a facial scan and fingerprints.

"Later I was taken back in, and the situation got even worse. I was pushed up against a wall and was strip-searched with a lot of force. They were incredibly harsh and used physical force the whole time," he claimed.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago

Gestapo don't like no crih tih sisum

[–] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I seriously doubt it was just the meme - but shitty fanatics do happen to use excessive force for no reason

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What causes you to doubt it was just the meme?

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's a defense mechanism. If people are having their liberties stripped away and are being subject to violence over something so little as a harmless meme, then it could happen to anybody including yourself.

But if there are details not being reported on that would give the border agents a legitimate reason to assault the victim here, like real threats against government officials, being a menace through customs, or otherwise something any normal person would not do, then the victim deserved it and normal law-abiding people can continue to feel secure knowing they're safe from this treatment so long as they don't do whatever the victim did to deserve that treatment.

There's a similar effect for sexual assault victims: "They were asking for it because of what they were wearing/who they misplaced their trust in/where they chose to walk alone at night". It's all designed to put fault on the victim in order to maintain a false sense of security for the average person.

[–] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Misreporting or straight out false reporting in the media is a thing. As a rule of thumb the more emotionally charged the news is the higher chance of it being a manipulation.

This was the case of George Floyd murder where media consistently avoided reporting that victim was a repeated criminal.

I fell for that once. Not gonna happen again

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So are you saying that because George Floyd had a criminal history he deserved to be slowly murdered without due process, face down in the street with a knee pressing into his neck so hard it prevented him from drawing breath? That all despite him serving his sentence for his convictions, reintegrating into society, and expressing regret over the wrongs of his past (source).

Don't you see what you're doing? "He had a rough history so no wonder he was the victim of unjustified police violence. Surely that would never happen to anybody who's never done a bad thing in their life like me."

Edit: It's totally fair to approach news reporting with a healthy level of skepticism. But justifying authoritarian violence based on the fact that news outlets sometimes withhold information seems like poor judgement to me. When they violate anybody's liberties, they violate yours too. And when they do come for you, how will you feel about the public reaction being, "meh, they probably had it coming".

[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

The fact they chose not to use the (entirely accurate) headline of "US Denies Mads Mikkelsen Entry to US due to Vance Meme" is the most frustrating part

[–] Bot@sub.community 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Remember don’t save a Winnie the Pooh, Xi’s mimic on a device that you bringing with you when you travel to China. Or your organs will be harvested :)

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I have sent my Chinese girlfriend memes about Xi for ages, also got blocked by the Chinese embassy on twitter 6 years ago. I recently went to China and literally nothing happened. They don't really care that much, as long as you behave yourself and don't try and cause civil unrest.

Even China wouldn't really get you for this. Maybe at worse, a mild telling off.

[–] kebab@endlesstalk.org 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, I on the other hand have a friend from China who casually started explaining me how her boyfriend went to a Chinese jail for 2 weeks after sending a Winnie-the-Pooh meme onto a private WeChat group, acting like it’s not that big of a deal

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Problem was he sent it in a WeChat group. Although that's different, as he wasn't a foreigner. This article is about foreigners and a dude who had a meme saved on his phone.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

fuck dude

I've got roughly about a dozen of those JD Vance memes scattered across my gallery

They'd probably magdump me in a holding cell

Wonder what they'd do to people who have literal hundreds of those jpegs

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Your username doesn't do you any favor in this case

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't make fun of bald christian men. They get angry and then their god sicks bears on you for it.

[–] B1naryB0t@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Luckily Vance is the Antichrist. I mean, he killed the pope!