Me the second I close my eyes in bed
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025
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Envious.
More like a taquito. I’ve been imprisoned by my own nocturnal rotations more than once.
I start in the classic burrito tuck and end up ike a tostada
Real, it's always like an hour of cuddles then I have to roll away for some actual sleep
You can do a whole hour?
We both have adhd so it's not in the same position for more than a few minutes lol
The best sleep in my life was from having a cute girl laying entirely over me all night. Slept like a baby, full cuddle night.
Glad its not just me. I do love the snugs but I get hot. Nobody wants sweaty snugs.
how can people sleep in one position for more than a couple of hours?
honest question, I do not understand. it doesn't always wake me up but I move around while sleeping. and snoring.
No it's completely normal while sleeping.
This meme makes it sound like OP can't enjoy (awake) cuddles without changing position all the time.
I only toss and turn when I am unable to sleep.
Also, if the other person really wanted to cuddle, they'd just hold you down 😋
You guys are able to sleep?
Apparently I sleep very still, to the point where it's somewhat concerning to anyone watching. I suppose that would make me a good cuddler, assuming the other person doesn't assume I've died in my sleep lol. Haven't had the chance to try yet though.
lmao, got a throwback to when Apps for monitoring your sleep were a new craze. You‘d put your mobile on your bed and see a graph of your movements the next day with wake and deep sleep times highlighted and stuff.
While mine was kinda active with a lot movement, my roommate just fucking flatlined for 8 hours. Not a single spike in that graph. I was in awe
your friend might be a vampire