The 2023 Top Scorers Race : main

[–] coxou@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Kinda crazy to think that some of us have seen the likes of Henry, Bergkamp, Van Nistelrooy, Van Persie, Alan Shearer... but these guys are just on another planet stats-wise.

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[–] zrk23@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

why "but" = gols?

also if you are putting Ronaldo there, gotta put German Cano!!!

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[–] potangoint@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

So now it's the top 5 league and ligue 1 and saudi league.

[–] Intrepid-Example6125@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Messi is shit confirmed.

[–] Shinigam_i@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Harry Kane is the best player in the world rn

[–] superfast_scatterman@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Where is Messi?

[–] GodisGreat2504@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Tbf if some unknown player scored 50 goals in that Saudi league none would give a feck and his name won't be even in the discussion.

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[–] WhiteDiamond_Xx@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

No no no, not CR7. Only from Top 5 Leagues, that was always the rule! Else we have to add all players from 3rd australien league, too.

[–] Kit-the-crypo-mage@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Common guys, as much as I loved Messi V Ronaldo. It's time to move on. There's no need to force them into the conversation anymore. It's the same Saudi league. Let's just enjoy their last few years and welcome the new blood.

[–] 99_Herblore_Crafting@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

You can't be taking ronaldo's goals seriously right?>

[–] Person_of_light@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lets see how many goals they all would score in epl

[–] BANANACOW22@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

3 of those have been in the premier League top scorers in the last 2 years and the 4th hasn't even played in the premier League.

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[–] kanafanone@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Where Germán Cano?

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[–] Tsupernami@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I don't understand annual stats like these. Just do seasons and leave it at that

[–] CGTM@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (12 children)

I think Ronaldo’s the only European player in Saudi Arabia who’s taking the job seriously. Man does not see it as a retirement league.

[–] supplementarytables@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Which is crazy if you think about it. The man has seen it all and done it all.

He has no reason to push himself this hard, he's 38, doesn't have to prove anything to anyone.

I get the love of the game argument, it's his job and everything but still.

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[–] 99_Herblore_Crafting@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

But it is a retirement league? And your rhetoric suggests you understand as much.

He's scoring goals, but his accomplishments are on a small scale compared to the other strikers listed.

[–] sjr323@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

That’s because he’s hoping to fool everyone into thinking like him.

[–] e1a6@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

He's still playing for Portugal. That might help with the motivation...

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[–] DeeBeeNine@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Ronald's should be multiplied by x 0.5

[–] Budget-Project803@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Post the ranking for number of sex workers assaulted next

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[–] bremsspuren@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Does white mean "second place" or "farmer's league"?

[–] Specialist-Cycle9313@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Glad to see Kane on top, he’s slowly become one of my favorite ballers since 2018.

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[–] sodasofasolarsora@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Saudi league doesn't count

[–] MyNameIsNotScout@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Very impressive to see him put these numbers up at 38. But still seeing these stupid ass comments "if messi was here no one would complain" or "why do we include the camel" shows how much people hate for no reason.

[–] EnvironmentalSpirit2@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I fink cristiano is more ripped than actual bodybuilders

[–] supplementarytables@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Lol, no. You can probably find more "ripped" people at a random gym, the difference is they're roided up. And bodybuilders are a whole different breed

[–] Ohmygosh0@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Kinda makes sense. Those currently are the best 4 strikers.

[–] crazy_waffles1@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

For those asking, Messi only has 14 , google Messi 14 for more

[–] Notserious-Muzakir@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

"benzema huffs heavily"

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[–] boromirsbeard@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yet one of these is actually doing it in a competitive league……. Wait…

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[–] Rac2nd@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Messi will win next year another Balon Dor with only 1 goal 😂

[–] pio_11@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

mbappe and cr should not be on this list they play in shit leagues no one cares about except the locals

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[–] jstuu@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Kane leaving spurs has made him a fan favorite for a lot of folks

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[–] Samasra@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Harry Kane, you magnificent bastard.

[–] marmot9070@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Farmers league goals are more valuable than PL goals according to redditors

[–] GM_Kori@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

By that logic they are equal since PL == Manchester's farming league

[–] SnooSuggestions4926@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Oh shut the fuck up

[–] TheDragonoxx@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Two of these are not like the other two...

[–] Pamplemouse04@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I can’t believe how underrated Kane is my god

[–] Dawn_of_Enceladus@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Yet only Haaland is playing in a Top-3 competition where 70% of teams aren't like playing on easy mode. It's as crazy as sad.

[–] The96thPoet@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Lol oh please, as if City aren't a striker's paradise

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[–] supplementarytables@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

People will do insane mental gymnastics to deny the quality of Haaland.

"Mbappé is more complete"

"Kane is the better playmaker"

"he's nothing without kdb"

"Rodri is City's most important player"

[–] Eurekify2@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Are all of those things wrong? Really ask yourself

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[–] prateekdwivedi1@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One of them is not like the others...

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[–] Emergency-Mission651@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Only one did this in a non farmers league

[–] YourCrosswordPuzzle@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Bundelisga goals count as .5 no?

[–] abzz123@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Why is Ronaldo on the list? They should add some random dude playing in beer league that scored 46 goals too

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