You know... I think I risk it all and take the blindfold off. Perhaps I am Icarus flying too close to the sun but whilst on the brink of perfection, why not take the plunge?
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This is not only AI slop but assumes I am Putin. Totally ruins it. If I woke up one day and realized I was Putin, the first fucking thing I'd do is put a bullet through my brain.
Would you though? Assuming that you woke up as putin, would Putin really blow his own brains out?
Or would you walk out of the window in the highest building you could find as is tradition?
I think neither. You'd be like, "I'll just be Putin, but...you know...as a good guy."
knock on door
"Sir, the gaggle of gymnasts you requested is here and limbered up..."
Internet is fucked.
Always has been 🌎👨🚀🔫👨🚀
Yeah but this is old fashioned internet fucked and i approve.
Of course I'm taking it off.
Knowledge has value. Are you so willing to give up any future chances just to not ruin this one? You may learn more on this art and its scholars!
I'd bet money on the best bj imaginable is given by a femboy. Thus the blindfold comes off. I must see the love of my life.
50/50 odds it's a bear.
Or one of those fish that clean the side of the tank in Chinese restaurants.
I, uh, hope we're imagining the same kind of bear.
And I hope we’re imagining the same kind of suckerfish.
Too little to gain and too much to lose in removing it. Just enjoy the experience and leave it at that
I rip the blindfold off right as I ejaculate.
I'm pretty sure I'm completely missing the point, but how on earth did you find yourself in the situation? Like your dick out and blindfolded in a location that virtually anyone can walk into. All of a sudden with little warning you feel something happening down there but you don't peek or ask what's up, you just sit there silently and long enough for you to realize you're getting the best blowjob of your life.
Honestly the more I describe the scenario the more I realize unless it's a trusted partner, this is not the type of scenario that most women would immediately just start going to town without reason. So if you are strictly looking for a woman, at very least one of sound mind you are probably SOL.
It's a thought experiment. How the fuck do you find yourself in the trolley problem?
You really need to consider the possibilities when deciding whether to take off the blindfold. I think it's reasonable to reflect a bit on how you got there to narrow the possibilities down somewhat.
I thought Marco Pole-blow was one of those universal games everyone grew up playing.
This is kind of what I was thinking. In order for a situation like this to ACTUALLY happen, there is a complete, flat 0% chance that an attractive woman will be involved in any part of this unless you're doing some kind of roleplay thing with your partner in the bedroom. So by default its going to be Bill Cosby's dog or some shit.
what, you guys have never gone to a sex dungeon and slapped on a blindfold and sat in the Free Use chair??
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Well and the amazing sloppy toppy pudding poppy.
It would be me sucking your dick if you decide to take the blindfold off.
Hey hi how're you doing?
as an everyone hot bisexual I wanna see whose genitals I'm tounging next
What on Earth would have to possess me to get in that situation in the first place?!
Kidnapping by your local terrorist sex workers(they are trying unionize).
Why did they get ionized in the first place?
I could smell whether they were a man or a woman or a dog or a William Dafoe.
I'm taking it off. I need to at least make sure it's a sane human and not a rabid pig that's going to spontaneously bite it off.
Truly the greatest philosophical question ever conceived by man.