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Newcastle United can confirm that Kieran Trippier has returned home from the England squad due to a personal matter (www.nufc.co.uk)
submitted 11 months ago by Tim-Sanchez@alien.top to c/main@soccer.forum
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[–] zi76@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hope everything's okay!

[–] fuk_ur_mum_m8@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

ty hun xox

[–] oscarpaterson@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Who on earth is playing left back then

[–] Taylo207@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Probably Rico Lewis at this rate

[–] iamtalkingbullshit@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Ziyech is magically english now.

[–] FunIrishBean@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Ashley Cole

[–] Person_of_Earth@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I would guess either Rico Lewis, Marc Guehi or Bakayo Saka.

[–] four_four_three@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The triumphant return of Left Baka

[–] A_chilles@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Reading this as an anime weeb is pretty funny

[–] moneysnotreal@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Reading this as a non weeb is pretty funny

[–] gmoss101@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Bukayo, get the Star Boy's name right.

He adds to happiness dammit

[–] bruiser95@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Please let my boy rest

[–] tobi1k@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

No way Saka plays LB, he hasn't played there in years and is far more effective as a winger.

[–] gazjelle@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Havertz

[–] LeifMFSinton@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I'll give it ago if no one else wants to

[–] iamtalkingbullshit@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Perhaps he ran out of snus.

[–] SovannRoussard@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Bro no one wants to play this break

[–] NumeroRyan@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Left the oven on

[–] xI-Red-Ix@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I was about to write the same joke.

[–] vulturevan@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Newcastle United can confirm that Kieran Trippier has returned home from the England squad due to a need to not play football for a few minutes

[–] I_tend_to_correct_u@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

England have fifty world class fullbacks and yet have no fullbacks at all.

[–] icemankiller8@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Did he get caught cheating again

[–] MonsieurCapybara@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Hopefully not a home invasion/robbery. This is purely my own speculation, but it was my first thought because these things happen when scumbags know the footballer is away (and sometimes happen while they're home as well, I know).

[–] Charliedoggydog@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Realisation that he’s out of his depth

[–] Bingo_Masters_Break@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Did he suddenly discover he had his wife's car keys?