OP isn’t allowed to have adult scissors
this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2025
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Not in the rehab ward they don't. Out of fear of violence.
I don't know how much of an addict you have to be to be willing to be charged with trafficking, transport felony-levels of illegal narcotics, all just to hope that whatever it is will be good and vibe with you...?
Addict? Probably you meant broke
Tbh you don't need to be either an addict nor broke to be excited about the prospect of a free brick of cocaine
Hard for me to understand. Not that I am against cocaine but having it at home is a risk and selling it for $20-100k is also not worth it to me facing a few decades in prison
If only there were some other way to quickly dispose of all this cocaine...
Well... either you "dispose" of it for like 0.5g/day or you die
Let me shelve it for later.
I mean .. it's not exactly labeled, is it? You just going to put random powder into your body? I can't imagine a world where that's not a death sentence.
Then you lack imagination
There are testing kits for just this kind of situation. I’ve found maybe a dozen random bags of drugs on the ground in my life. I’m definitely not recommending people so drugs they find, I’m just telling you it’s very much not a death sentence.
Drugs? OP thought it was hamburgers and French fries and not just two hotdogs.
Luckily it wasn't just a very spicy pillow.