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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

great another fucking MAGAT

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Certainly illustrates the diversity of the word…

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 hours ago

Tried to translate them to hungarian: Sexual: Basszunk! Mischief: Baszkodok veled. Aggression: Szétbaszlak! Anger: Basszálj rá! Regret: Bassza meg! Resignation: Baszok rá! Surprise: A kibaszott lelkem! Greeting: Baszd meg, jó reggelt! Fraud: Átbasztak. Identification: Kibaszottul nem tudom ki vagy. Philosophical: Ki baszik rá? Compliment: Kibaszottul szép. Threat: Ne baszkodj velem! Realization: Baszottul igazam volt!

Most of the question ones only work with fasz which means dick: Puzzlement: Mi a fasz? Confusion: Hol a faszba vagyunk? Wonder: Az mi a fasz? Amazement: Hogy a faszba csinálta?

We actually have a lot more nuance just in a different way than english. In english fuck is usually used in a construction where it only emphasizes the action being done while in hungarian and slavic languages(at least from what i heard from my friends) the verb it self is vulgar which is much more fun.

[–] JaymesRS@piefed.world 53 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word "fuck". Out of all the English words that begin with the letter 'f', fuck is the only word referred to as "the f word". It's the one magical word.  Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. "Fuck", as most words in the English language is derived from German ...the word "fuieken", which means to strike.  

In English, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories: 

  • As a transitive verb for instance: John fucked Shirley. 

*As an intransitive verb:  Shirley fucks. 

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as... 

  • An adjective such as:  John's doing all the fucking work. 
  • As part of an adverb:  Shirley talks too fucking much. 
  • As an adverb enhancing an adjective:  Shirley is fucking beautiful. 
  • As a noun:  I don't give a fuck. 
  • As part of a word:  abso-fucking-lutely  or  in-fucking-credible
  • And as almost every word in a sentence:  Fuck the fucking fuckers. 

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck such as these examples describing situations such as: 

  • Fraud:  I got fucked at the used car lot. 
  • Dismay: ahhh fuck it. 
  • Trouble: I guess I'm really fucked now. 
  • Aggression: Don't fuck with me buddy. 
  • Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking question. 
  • Inquiry: Who the fuck was that? 
  • Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the fuck is going on here. 
  • Incompetence: He's a fuck-off. 
  • Dismissal:  Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. 

With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. 

It will identify the quality of your character immediately. 

Say it loudly and proudly:  FUCK YOU!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cxpV8D8K9JI&pp=ygUcZnVjayBkZWZpbml0aW9uIGZvdXIgc2Vhc29ucw%3D%3D

[–] guy_threepwood@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The Polish word pierdolić “to fuck” is so versatile there exists this excellent reference resource: https://pierdology.webflow.io/

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago

As usual polish and hungarian are good friends. For us fuck is "basz" or one of these many beautiful forms: Basz, baszakszik, baszd meg, baszogat, basztat, agyonbasz, elbasz, félrebasz, kibasz, rábasz, alábasz, átbasz, bebasz, belebasz, elbasz, felbasz, hazzábasz, idabasz, körbebasz, lebasz, megbasz, odabasz, összebasz, széjjelbasz, szétbasz, visszabasz, nekibasz.

Im sure that both for polish and hungarian these are bot all the forms you find in the wild.

[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 15 hours ago

Incredulous: I don't fucking think so.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago

In all these instances, you could replace "fuck" with "smurf" and there is no problem.

[–] Aedis@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

This guy fucks

[–] Henry@lemmy.ca 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Is this a beginner’s guide to English? :)

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Again, with TWO meanings.

[–] DominatorX1@thelemmy.club 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Completism : You fucking nailed it.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DominatorX1@thelemmy.club 4 points 9 hours ago

Sensory : I can't see fuck.

[–] WereHacker@lemmy.ml 5 points 15 hours ago

English, such a diverse and beautiful language. And on top the grammar is so easy and it is even easy to spell. To bad it is so hard to recognize sarcasm in writing.

[–] moonbasesquid@lemmy.zip 5 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Admiration: That's a nice fucking list.

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

The most flexible fuckin' word in the English language!

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah, you motherfucking fuckmother!

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Sound like a film a have to watch.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

You would love a director named Tarantino. Guy named Jackson often stars in his films. Check him out!

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 17 hours ago

so good even the French say it!

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

ISMO does this with "shit".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igh9iO5BxBo

So thankful English is my first language. What a damned nightmare of a lexicon.

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." -James D. Nicoll

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Taste: these are fucking delicious!

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think it should count if the sentence conveys the same meaning if the fuck word is removed. That eliminates half this list.

And OP hasn't included phrases that should have obviously been on the list, e.g. "that's fucked up"

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 18 hours ago

This tastes fuckly?

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Indignation: Give me a fucking break!
Agreement: Fuckin' A.

[–] Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip 5 points 17 hours ago

I read this as a person experiencing the whole human condition in one wild moment

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Philosophical should be "why should I give a fuck?"

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Was that an honest question or rhetorical? :)

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Neither, just a proposed edit to the list of fucks lol

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

And that can be taken TWO different ways!

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

I love Wonder.

I can never hear stuff like "they were filled with wonder" again.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

images posting this on a platform that forces you to sensor text, it would be as redacted as the Mueller Report