this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2025
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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't feel all that sorry for him. I do feel bad for his kids, though.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

They'll probably be conscripted into an unmarked grave right next to his. Hopefully they'll make pretty flowers. Amazing how much damage stupidity can do

[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

record scratch "yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this mess"

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

“You see, I’m a complete fucking idiot and huge bigot, and while the latter basically requires the former it’s so much of who I am that I feel it best to mention. Anyway, I hear some buzzing in the sky, gunna go check that out.”

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

lol, he’s going to die for nothing. Sucks for his family, though.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Coming soon to an FPV drone video.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tortured to death by Russians usually means lots of butt stuff. I feel no empathy for people who are on the side of evil, when the evil does what evil does to them.

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[–] angband@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight! Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

I hear that the Ukrainian drones are good at locking onto anti-woke solders.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I hope he takes several bullets in the teeth.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

He will swallow his gun the moment they hand one over to him. A Russian conscript and a foreigner from the softest country in history? This dude is probably dead already.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 weeks ago

When Tim Cook came out as gay, Russia took down a statue honoring Steve Jobs. That's a completely different person. How intolerant can you get?

This refugee from "woke" can suck it. Poor widdle baby gonna get shot, boo hoo.

[–] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I assume his sons, who can use the internet, warned him that he will likely die.

let me also predict that when he dies, the family will get a MIA letter and no compensation.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

"He deserted his new motherland. You're all under arrest."

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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Dumbfucks are gunna dumbfuck.

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