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Chiefs: Refs and drops

Cowboys: Refs

Commanders: Refs

Dolphins: Refs, no Ramsey, no o -line

Jets: Real Eagles

Rams: Bad team

Commanders: Refs

Buccaneers: Bad team

Vikings: Vikings played their quest game of the year

Patriots: Barely squeaked by a 2-8 team.

With all these facts it’s pretty obvious the ship is going to sink eventually.

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[–] Jem1123@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

True. We’re so bad. I hate how we keep frauding our way to win after win after win. It’s so shameful how the league just helps us out so much and keeps the cowboys down to help us :(

[–] PlaneDoor110@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

flair checks out

[–] Starman_Delux@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

The 2020 Steelers beg to differ.

[–] Racerguy36@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] finester39@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

The Dallas Cowboys are one of the teams I’ve ever seen.

[–] blocksmith52@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Legendary post

[–] kabooken@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Dallas fan identified

Lol, LMAO even. Brother I hate the Eagles as much as the next guy but 9-1 speaks for itself. You don't pick your schedule and can only win the games you are supposed to which they are.

LOL cry harder !!!!!!!

[–] FudgeStriking1832@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

They’re actually an average team if you regress them to the mean.

[–] HurtStreet@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Cry harder, you mopey bitch.

[–] Passerby49@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Ok time for bed.

[–] FrostByte122@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

LMFAO you absolute loser.

[–] Call_Em_Skippies@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

2020 Steelers started 11-0 and they were way worse.

[–] GeyStranger@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Damn. We only saw the real eagles 10% of the time?

[–] MisterrAlex@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

🥱 y'all said this last year when we were 9-1 and blowing out opponents

[–] ChannelNeo@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Better to be lucky than good.

[–] moodie31@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Hell yeah. 🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂

[–] itokdontcry@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

go get a journal buddy ain’t no one wanna hear this

[–] WasabiPrevious1943@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I’m surprised the cowboys couldn’t stop them 🤔

[–] pretension@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

What's the best 9-1 team you've ever seen?

[–] ph1aak@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Not the salty Cowboys fan. Go rent a VHS player to watch your most recent success instead of crying.

[–] DiggingNoMore@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I don't know. The 1948 Chicago Bears were 9-1 and they didn't even make the playoffs.

[–] jimmyhoffasbrother@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Delete this, man, it's embarrassing.

[–] ConstantineMonroe@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I see you have completely forgotten about the 11-0 Steelers from 2020. That team was way fucking worse and had a better record

[–] BAQ717@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

🤣🤣 what a clown post

[–] MrAmericanIdiot@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Here before removed. The Dallas flair makes it an all-time great post.

[–] reunitepangaea@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

But they are a 9-1 team.

[–] timhoff24@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Bro said fuck the comments, this is gonna be a post.

And by worst you mean best

[–] 2big_2fail@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Awkward username.

The cowboys are not the worst 9-1 team I’ve ever seen because they aren’t 9-1

[–] hoppergym@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Only because the 2020steelers were 10-0.

[–] Low_Beyond8134@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I can’t wait when the Cowboys lose in the divisional

[–] razzmanfire@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

BANGER POST

[–] toadtruck@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Ah yes. Who can forget the Viking Quest game

[–] ColeHoops@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Winning a bunch of shit ugly games and then inexplicably winning the Super Bowl is a signature NFC East move, though.

[–] M4_doop@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Chiefs: Refs and drops

Cowboys: Refs

Commanders: Refs

Dolphins: Refs, no Ramsey, no o -line

Jets: Real Eagles

Rams: Bad team

Commanders: Refs

Buccaneers: Bad team

Vikings: Vikings played their quest game of the year

Patriots: Barely squeaked by a 2-8 team.

With all these facts it’s pretty obvious the ship is going to sink eventually.

[–] SubatomicSquirrels@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

quest game

ooh sounds exciting

[–] beastrod@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

We're the worst 9-1 team and the best 9-1 team, cause we are the only 9-1 team.

[–] adv0589@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Cowboys trying to call out a fraud 😳

[–] ChocolateMorsels@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I agree tbh. They aren't very good. Mainly cause their defense is somehow bad. They pull wins out of their ass they don't deserve like tonight's. I fully expect them to lose no later than the divisional.

[–] Bi-SportsFan@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Least insecure Dallas fan

[–] ragizzlemahnizzle@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Please let this be satire

[–] brain_my_damage_HJS@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Cowboys: Doing what they do best in a big games— choke

[–] TheBigSm0ke@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

You’re right. We haven’t beat a good team yet

[–] CodyNorthrup@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

They don’t look very impressive in their wins. However, there is something to be said about being able to win close games and not letting the pressure get to you even though you are down late in the game.

[–] TimeVortex161@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Giants: Brian Daboll

Jets: Zack Wilson

Cardinals without Kyler: Real Cowboys

Patriots: Mac Jones

49ers: Mike McCarthy

Chargers: Barely squeaked by, also Dean Spanos

Rams: Refs

Eagles: Real Dallas losing to a superior team

Giants: DeVitos basement

Panthers: Bryce Young

Cowboys got lucky on all of their wins

[–] Acceptable-Name2357@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Most rational cowboys fan

[–] PhromDaPharcyde@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Considering this post, very ironic username OP

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