NFL

True. We’re so bad. I hate how we keep frauding our way to win after win after win. It’s so shameful how the league just helps us out so much and keeps the cowboys down to help us :(

flair checks out

The 2020 Steelers beg to differ.

Dear diary

The Dallas Cowboys are one of the teams I’ve ever seen.

Legendary post

Dallas fan identified

Lol, LMAO even. Brother I hate the Eagles as much as the next guy but 9-1 speaks for itself. You don't pick your schedule and can only win the games you are supposed to which they are.

LOL cry harder !!!!!!!

They’re actually an average team if you regress them to the mean.

Cry harder, you mopey bitch.

Ok time for bed.

LMFAO you absolute loser.

2020 Steelers started 11-0 and they were way worse.

Damn. We only saw the real eagles 10% of the time?

🥱 y'all said this last year when we were 9-1 and blowing out opponents

Better to be lucky than good.

Hell yeah. 🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂

go get a journal buddy ain’t no one wanna hear this

I’m surprised the cowboys couldn’t stop them 🤔

What's the best 9-1 team you've ever seen?

Not the salty Cowboys fan. Go rent a VHS player to watch your most recent success instead of crying.

I don't know. The 1948 Chicago Bears were 9-1 and they didn't even make the playoffs.

Delete this, man, it's embarrassing.

I see you have completely forgotten about the 11-0 Steelers from 2020. That team was way fucking worse and had a better record

🤣🤣 what a clown post

Here before removed. The Dallas flair makes it an all-time great post.

But they are a 9-1 team.

Bro said fuck the comments, this is gonna be a post.

And by worst you mean best

Awkward username.

The cowboys are not the worst 9-1 team I’ve ever seen because they aren’t 9-1

Only because the 2020steelers were 10-0.

I can’t wait when the Cowboys lose in the divisional

BANGER POST

Ah yes. Who can forget the Viking Quest game

Winning a bunch of shit ugly games and then inexplicably winning the Super Bowl is a signature NFC East move, though.

Chiefs: Refs and drops

Cowboys: Refs

Commanders: Refs

Dolphins: Refs, no Ramsey, no o -line

Jets: Real Eagles

Rams: Bad team

Commanders: Refs

Buccaneers: Bad team

Vikings: Vikings played their quest game of the year

Patriots: Barely squeaked by a 2-8 team.

With all these facts it’s pretty obvious the ship is going to sink eventually.

quest game

ooh sounds exciting

We're the worst 9-1 team and the best 9-1 team, cause we are the only 9-1 team.

Cowboys trying to call out a fraud 😳

I agree tbh. They aren't very good. Mainly cause their defense is somehow bad. They pull wins out of their ass they don't deserve like tonight's. I fully expect them to lose no later than the divisional.

Least insecure Dallas fan

Please let this be satire

Cowboys: Doing what they do best in a big games— choke

You’re right. We haven’t beat a good team yet

They don’t look very impressive in their wins. However, there is something to be said about being able to win close games and not letting the pressure get to you even though you are down late in the game.

Giants: Brian Daboll

Jets: Zack Wilson

Cardinals without Kyler: Real Cowboys

Patriots: Mac Jones

49ers: Mike McCarthy

Chargers: Barely squeaked by, also Dean Spanos

Rams: Refs

Eagles: Real Dallas losing to a superior team

Giants: DeVitos basement

Panthers: Bryce Young

Cowboys got lucky on all of their wins

Most rational cowboys fan

Considering this post, very ironic username OP