Jack Black
this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2025
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LOL, just thinking about is too funny,
Except this is fhe one role Jack plays calm and serious, which is totally off putting.
Michael Cera. He does a good job, but the whole time you're waiting for him to do his "awkward teenager" character.
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Steven Segal
Genuinely bad suggestion, ought to be top comment. Everyone else is just doing lateral stuff that would actually make a great movie
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I thought of another one:
Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer are...Jane Bond(s)
(Because they rebooted it, and now there are two of them, but they're ladies with vaginas. But they totally still fart and stuff, too!)
Danny Davito
I legit had to check if there was a "wrong answers only" modifier.
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Larry David.
Imagine him losing his shit over the smallest incovenience and start cursing all over the bond girl
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Rowan Atkinson
You had to pick the worst, not the best!
Yeah, Johnny English is pretty decent.
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James Corden
I almost that Donald Trump was also an actor.
He acts human terribly. 🤷
Would have said Danny DeVito, but we all know he would be the perfect James Bond.
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Tommy Wiseau (the "oh hi mark" guy)
I can't decide if Danny DeVito would be perfect or awful for this, but it'd be hella entertaining.
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Joe Pesci, circa 1995
Joe Bond: You hear a little girl, Moneypenny? Where's the big tough guy who told my friend to shove his pen up his ass? *more stabbing*
Q: Sir, please... *choke* I was just explaining... *cough* the pen's unique bidet feature...
Joe Bond: Bidet feature? You made me pop your eye outta your head over a fuckin' BIDET FEATURE? You dumb motherfucker!
Q: Sir, I apologise, but if you just... *splutter* use the pen's other feature, the wound-cauterising laser, I might yet... *gasp* live...
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