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[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 44 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That is not a "scientific fact". That is just something somebody wrote for the likes.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 14 points 6 days ago

My favourit scientivic fact is that tiktok i saw some kid made and is the only source of that fact.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 51 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I’m pretty sure my cat understands that people are not cats. She hisses at any other cat she sees, but has no problem with people.

[–] jalkasieni@sopuli.xyz 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It’s because the other cats might actually be a threat, whereas the furless elongated ones are just terribly incompetent.

[–] Edvard@endlesstalk.org 4 points 6 days ago

and proboly from experince aswell, and learning from others and smell

[–] Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 6 days ago

Cats have a completely different language when interacting with humans. They mostly just meow around us

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

My cat definitely treats people differently than other cats. She's not territorial with people, but if she sees a cat outside she gets fussy.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

AFAIK both dogs and cats recognize pointing. Dogs will look in that direction, as if you gave them a command. Cats also realize you're pointing at something in order to get their attention, they just don't give a shit and will keep doing whatever they're doing.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

this isnt entirely true. cats are terrible at taking direction but it is possible to direct them. i've done it when my cat brought a live mouse inside and we had to hunt it as a team to corral it.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

Two shepherd dogs would've gotten the job done

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

Yeah, well, cats rule and dogs drool.

Nanny nanny boo boo, stick your head in doo doo. :-p

[–] Smeagol666@mander.xyz 0 points 6 days ago

It kinda blew my mind that dogs are more empathetic than chimps. Maybe they used autistic chimps in the thing I watched, still seems unbelievable.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 203 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Eh, any time someone ascribes motivations to animals, my butthole spasms.

The best that should be said is that the behaviors they exhibit are similar to the behaviors they exhibit for kittens or sometimes sick cats.

Somehow, somebody decided that meant they think we're bad hunters, and the idea took off because it's funny, but you can't know what goes on inside the thoughts of other humans reliably, much less other animals.

There's competing possibilities that the cats are showing off their kills to their social group, which is not only a common behavior when cats are young, but when they're mated, but you don't see people crowing about them bringing us food to get in our pants.

Overall, cats seem to treat us like other cats. Not exactly the same, but with less distinction than other domesticated animals. Horses, as an example, have a much wider distinction, for equally unprovable reasons.

My personal pet idea is that any sufficiently social animal, including humans, is instinctively going to seek out groups. They/we will negotiate the lack of a unifying language as best as possible, but with plenty of misunderstandings. It isn't so much that other animals see us as being the same as them. It's that they don't really have the need for the distinction; there's the in group (pride, pack, clan, whatever you want to call it) and out groups. When dealing with the family group, any animal will perform the same basic behaviors that their instincts tell them to.

Domestication just means that a given type of animal has developed or been bred to have, a stronger instinct for social bonding than wild animals, to the degree that they'll accept other species as family easier.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

My personal pet idea

Heh

[–] leftytighty@slrpnk.net 78 points 1 week ago (6 children)

To add to this, an outside observer would say humans think their pets are little humans, throwing birthday parties, dressing them in clothing, talking to them.

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[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 126 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)
  • Dogs: He give me a home, he protect and feed me, he must be a God
  • Cats: He give me a home, he protect and feed me, I must be a God
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 49 points 6 days ago

Ancient Egyptians: That cat makes a great point.

[–] arsCynic@beehaw.org 4 points 6 days ago

House dust mite: I poop on your face while you sleep.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 92 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (14 children)

Dog brings you things because you asked, it's asking to play, or because they wanted to reward you.

Cat brings you things because it thinks you fucking suck at hunting and feeding yourself.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago

My dog gives me stuff all the time. At first I thought it meant he wanted to play with the object, but, nope. He's just spent the last fifteen minutes fighting the other dog away from it, running around the house with it in his mouth. Then when he's finally "won", he gently places it down right in front of me, sits and stares at my eyes, "This is very important to us dogs, but I love you the most, so you can have it."

picks up slobbered cow hoof with a pinch "Thank you so much, buddy! How about I hold it, you can chew; we can share."

He does do this with the other dog at times too, though. Usually when she's calmed down and snoozing, he'll bring a treat over to her, watch her accept it, and goes on his way.

Gifting is his love language.

[–] far_university1990@reddthat.com 47 points 1 week ago

"I take care of my human. I bring them mouse once a week, twice after new moon because so dark. Hope they survive on that."

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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 86 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I have doubts that any credible and serious scientific discovery would involve this degree of anthropomorphism when it comes to assigning motivation to an animal's behavior.

But let's say I ended up with a hecking case of brain worms who devoured the vast majority of my critical thinking skills and was able to completely ignore that first point, this still doesn't quite compute. If you've ever had cats and/or dogs in your life, then you are probably also aware that each one has its own unique personality and behaviors. Even if we assume that they have human-like rationalizations and emotional capacity, does it even make sense to believe that they all uniformly perceive people in the same uniform manner?

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

On scientific level, dogs is a herd animal, which need a leader, cats don't know leaders, they a single hunters, they can create asociations with other cats if it have advantages to obtain food, leader or boss are not in their vocabulary. Human can be a good friend but not more, if not, he's only the tin opener. As said, cats are almost the exact opposite of dogs, even in their body lenguage.

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml -3 points 6 days ago

Yes, but these are not hirarchical Groups like in Dogs or Wulfs, these are more interests groups to follow the smartest, which in felines are the females, most the oldest and experienced. But there are not organized structures. "You know where the food is, I'll follow you". Lions are the only cats with structured groups and a leader.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's based on way too many reinterpretations of descriptions of studies into how cats communicate. Basically cats without human interaction will only meow as kittens communicating to their mom and their mother might meow back, and as they grow older they will learn to communicate with each other purely by body language and pheramones. Cats who interact with humans have learned that meowing at us like kittens gets our attention and is effective at communicating with us.

Some have interpreted that to mean cats see us as really strange kittens, which of course gets miscommunicated by well meaning people repeating something they half-remember. It seems the reality is just cats have learned to adjust their behavior to better coexist with humans.

Impressively, cats and their humans also will develop complex enough communication that humans can interpret the need of the cat purely from their meow

At least this is my memory of research I half-remember reading about

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I love research telephone :D

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have come to accept the research telephone. Yeah, my understanding of the actual research is filtered through countless interlocking individuals and who knows how many narrative frameworks. The best I can do, without just getting a degree in the field, is to try to sample as many of these narrative interpretations as possible.

When I see the point made that we believe science like a new religion, I cannot help but see the glimmer of truth in that interpretation. Ok, sure, fine by me. I trust the mechanism of passive-aggressive peer review more than any holy text or hierarchy of clergy.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago

some have interpreted that to mean cats see us as really strange kittens,

Not just the meowing. Bringing dead animals is also thought to be related to maternal instinct or some other social behaviour.

I do agree though that people are running with this stuff further than the science has verified.

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[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, she knows I'm much better than her at opening wet food cans.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago

“This cat is awful, but I’ll keep it around because it knows how to open the food stones.”

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[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dogs have owners.
Cats have staff.

[–] anthropomorphized@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Dogs own us Cats are prisoners

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