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[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nickelback and a cry for help are very different of course. One of them is series of horrendous guttural noises that are deeply upsetting to the human psyche…

And the other one is a cry for help

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I love this more than words can describe. 😃

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I never made it as a woodsman...

[–] poprocks@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Couldn't cut it as a marksman hunting

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

When I’m yelling, it’s usually for more than a nickelback.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 0 points 2 months ago

Hating on nickelback is a trend usually joined by people who know too little of music to make any valuable critique.