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[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"In zoos we have a responsibility to imitate the natural food chain of the animals -- in terms of both animal welfare and professional integrity,”

easy, close your zoo.

[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But you can get a tax break if you donate!

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[–] Solumbran@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Here come all the psychos who are going to justify it and say that it's completely normal to throw pets as food.