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[–] s@piefed.world 13 points 1 week ago

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! Choose and perish!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Bert the Traveller, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form for him... that of a Giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you."

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago

And I heard, as it were
The moment, of thunder
One of the four beasts, saying
Come and see, and I saw
And behold

BERT

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Praetorian guards display the head of the goliath demon Bert, scourge of the people and enemy of the state

[–] BJ_and_the_bear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

He's gonna make you gay

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Berts aren't real. They are a hoax created by the government to spy on us like drones