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So I have a bunch of home automation projects I've been tinkering with weather related. One of which is an air quality sensor that determines when the air quality is bad with the intention of displaying some visual notifications around the house. I've been working on the coding for it and currently have it sitting on my desk in my home office. My most recent addition to it was having it graphing the data out to a webpage on my home network so I could see the change over time. The day I finished it and started testing was the day before Thanksgiving, my niece, 14 years old, decided she wanted to spend the night to hang out with her cousin, my son, since her mom and dad were coming over for Thanksgiving the next day anyways.

My home office is also our guest room, so the bed she sleeps in is in there. She went to bed about 10, I went downstairs to play some video games and have a couple of beers. I finally went to bed about 1 am, when I walked passed her room, I could hear her talking on the phone.

Next morning comes and after everyone is up and moving I decided to check on my air quality sensor and see how the data looked on the graph. As soon as I pulled up, something was really suspicious. It was basically a flat line with values between 1 and 5 most of the time, but at 1:05 am and 1:15 am it spiked twice to ~150. I took me a few seconds to put 1 and 1 together... "the only time I've ever seen it get that high was when food was cooking and there was smoke coming off the stove"..... ohhhhhhhhhh.

I called her into the room and showed her the paper and told her, "The only reason these numbers would show like this is there was some kind of smoke in the room". She said, "I don't smoke". I said, "Or something like a vape pen." Her face went white, "Are you going to tell my mom?" "No, but you need to give me the vape pen". So now I have a vape pen.

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[–] TheBeansDream@alien.top 3 points 11 months ago

“So now I have a vape pen”

HOME AUTOMATION FOR THE WIN

[–] flextov@alien.top 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pull it out in front of her and casually vape. Assert your dominance.

[–] FunInsert@alien.top 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] unicorn-boner@alien.top 3 points 11 months ago

Jesus Christ… all this just to find out she vapes. Congrats.

[–] woodsmithrich@alien.top 2 points 11 months ago (7 children)

I thought this was going the "she farted" direction, cause I've heard of those modifying air quality sensor values.

[–] MeisterX@alien.top 2 points 11 months ago

It does. Don't ask me how I know.

Okay fine I darted on it and it read it got a warning light and said unsafe for vulnerable populations. 🤣

[–] RICoder72@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah that was my thought too. It always makes me laugh when my dog is sleeping behind my chair in my office and I hear Alexa tell me the air quality has recently changed to poor. I love that dog but her farts are toxic.

[–] iMadrid11@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Farthing is not lady like. So she can’t use that as an excuse. Dudes are like whatever. I farted that’s why the air quality spiked.

[–] Shep_Alderson@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I agree. I’d expect a young lady to deal more in pennies than farthings.

[–] MaggieMae716@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Thank God you did it, somebody had to.

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[–] Girafferage@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Opening any kind of alcohol upsets mine. Or rather, it did... suddenly it isnt anymore which is probably a bad sign.

[–] diskowmoskow@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Damn, i was curious about this while reading. Will organize a family event about who got the most toxic fart.

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[–] OzymandiasKoK@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

It was always fun farting on the M8 chemical detectors. WHOOP WHOOP, WHOOP WHOOP!

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[–] arugulafanclub@alien.top 2 points 11 months ago

Personally I would have made her watch a documentary on how vape pens can lead to health issues like collapsed lungs and then I’d give her a test on it. Then I wouldn’t say anything. Other choice: she can turn herself in. Vaping is pretty dangerous and taking the pen may or may not help. She can likely just get a new one.

[–] OpportunityVast@alien.top 2 points 11 months ago

lol, that ending..

"so now i have a vape pen."

Classic

[–] mysterytoy2@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

What sensor are you using?

[–] hackcasual@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Air quality sensors are scary, especially if you've got a good CO2 sensor. I can tell when my partner is home, food is cooked, window open, small group visiting, large group visiting, far-uvc sterilizers running, all from a few numbers from

[–] fallguy25@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I bought a Kidde Co2 monitor the other day which also monitors TVOC. It’s fun to watch it get mad when there is a whole lot of cooking going on (ie Thanksgiving)

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[–] OrganicCocaCola@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

When my old room mates used to smoke weed inside even though we had a balcony, my auto air filter would kick on high speed and show red… it sucks. I hate people that smoke inside.

[–] selltekk@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Good job not being a twat and narcing on her. Three rules for life, mind your business, don’t rat on your friends, and keep your mouth shut.

[–] stendsal@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

You're using your powers for evil. I remember when I was 14, cigarettes seemed so expensive. Kids these days have to get a pod and a device. Probably going to take a week to save up that much. I guess unless they have an OnlyFans page and now look at the bigger problem you caused here.

[–] MotoJJ20@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Don't be a dick

[–] bluegre3n@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I'd love to read the post from her perspective too

[–] tosstoss42toss@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

When I worked this in a big office we did optimizations but the trends were kinda funny. My findings were that IAQ was good except at 10pm and that IEQ was good all day and we'll below decibel targets until 10pm.

My big take away was to make sure night time cleaning crews had breathing and hearing protection. I have no pen, no mask, no muffs!

[–] unicyclegamer@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Sweet, how’s the pen hit?

[–] Earguy@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

So now I have a vape pen.

THC, or something more benign?

[–] TheBenCommandments@infosec.pub 1 points 11 months ago

Surely you don’t think THC is more dangerous than nicotine

[–] Awkward_Tick0@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] TurtlemanScared@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

What’s the not benign one?

[–] smotherlove@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Not when they get their learner's permit next year and total their mom's car driving high.

[–] Y-M-M-V@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can see both sides on telling her parents, but if you're not going to tell them, I would definitely pull her aside in the future and follow up on it. If you think she is continuing to vape, I woulh definitely tell them.

[–] BreakfastBeerz@alien.top 2 points 11 months ago (5 children)

There is a lot going on with her, she's fragile. It was Thanksgiving, I didn't want to put her mom in that state of mind. I talked to my wife about it and we both came to the conclusion that she's probably going to be making some more bad decisions and when she does, we want her to know she can trust us. We did have a conversation with her, much more than what I posted. I don't think we are going to change anything, but I hope it's been driven in that we love her and are here for her.

[–] snrjames@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

You are an amazing Uncle and Aunt.

[–] gingerwheezy@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Kids always end up outing themselves. Either the parents will figure it out, or they mess up and leave one in a pocket for the laundry.

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[–] rk_40@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

No, but you need to give me the vape pen".

bwah

[–] True-Machine-7627@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I had no idea this was even a thing. I only have toddlers but I will definitely have this when they are of age.

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