And here I thought that MAGA voted for peace... /s

president epstein, trying to do anything to not talk about himself. constant threat of tariffs since hes been doing for a while isnt working, he moved onto the troops in LA strategy, followed by faking "health issues", and insulting people. hes going to keep recycling this until people get tired of it go back to talking about the files.

This lowers our cost of living, right?

Well at least it isnt dogwhistled any longer :/

Yeah, Epstein would have loved that...

Ministry of peace

Hey at least they are honest. 🤷‍♂️ When was the last time US military done anything defensive.

Good. It is.

Thank you President Trump.

Dep of health > Dep of pestilence

Dep of Agriculture > Dep of Hunger

Dep of ? > Dep of Death

We're not even a quarter of the way through this...

Even his distractions lame

I mean, that's exactly what it was lol.

That's great. Thanks. I hate it. Now release the Epstein files.

I mean, it’s a more honest name at least.

On related news, the IDF will be named the ITF, for Tourism, based on their recent touring of neighbours' lands to pick their favourite.

Can someone just get this child a bunch of pillows and blankets that he may make his dream fort so the adults can get to work fixing shit?

I thought the playbook said it should be called "Ministry of Love"

It was known as the department of war until shortly after WW2. This is one change where I appreciate the honesty. Doesn't make him any better.

This is actually great. It is a big problem that department of offense has always masqueraded as national security instead of insecurity.