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im aware the last acquisition was a while back (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 9 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Buffman@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago (1 children)

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Bill Gates finding out about Codeberg: 🀀

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

(slumped over boardroom table) "uhhhh, I dunno. Kids like 'rizz', right? Can we buy that?"

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Unlock the skibidi rizz, no cap! Much fleek, so on god.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Clock it 🀏🏼 (just imagine it's the middle finger down)

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

~~Two in the pink, one in the...~~ oh uh I mean I've never heard of that sign before? πŸ˜‡πŸ‘Ό

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's the old meaning of it. The new is "clock it". Get with the times old man.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 9 months ago

Clock that tea, fr fr ⏰🍡

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

fr fr bro

[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.vg 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm looking forward to MS buying OpenAI, probably next year. It's going to be very funny.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

They already have a huge stake, don't they?

They're too late anyway, OpenAI is already enshittifying themselves.

[–] Danitos@reddthat.com 7 points 9 months ago

They have a 49% share.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 3 points 9 months ago

I think OpenAI is big enough to be in the oligarchy running in its own right rather than be acquired.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yep these companies that have billions of dollars are going to do something with it. Not solve world hunger or homelessness of course.

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Does anyone complain about how hotmail was better before it was borg’d? That might be one they did well with.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 3 points 9 months ago

ooh yeah. my live account is kind of the only reason I still fuck with Microsoft at all. email sweep function and those spam filters have made a lot of headache almost worth it. I'm using tuta on the side now but I can't tell yet if its spam filtering will be as good

[–] matchaotter@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 months ago

Upvoting not for the programming meme but to encourage the spread of She-ra content

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

or: initiate lockdown protocol

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago

Acquisitions is for fun, features or yet another redesign slash framework if they're bored.