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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That was definitely Eric in a skinsuit. Proof: trust me, bro.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

And there you have it folks. Donald Trump is most certainly dead.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Right...it's definitely not a guy who's in love with couches saying this. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

we're going to need at least 5 buckets of lymph for testing

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] III@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I heard he said he would release the Epstein files over his dead body and I was all for that.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

You're not fooling anyone you know?

[–] nuko147@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I really wanna see if USA gonna make a back-flip, if he dies.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

So he's undead then. We are in a zombie apocalypse

[–] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Take a hint.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
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