I feel dirty rooting for the Bears.
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No Manningcast tonight??
Dobbs is a rare name that you can kinda spell it out on a calculator.
Drink every time they mention Dobb’s aerospace engineering degree
I said it wouldn’t be toxic this week. Last weekend it was arguing about Sean Payton with broncos fans. Then it was flipping off saints fans two weeks ago in the nfl sub. And accusing the falcons of hurting our players three weeks ago. And a month ago bickering with packers fans.
Why can’t us Vikings fans have a nontoxic game thread?
The bears will score on this opening drive, I can feel it in my penis and ass
"Imagine if I hit my son with this.."
Week 12 is ending, but the commercials are never-ending.
LIKELY TO HIT
- 7 Hours of 4th Quarter Commercial Time (Need 7:01, Average is 10:19) - 100% chance to hit
POSSIBLE TO HIT
- 1,300 2nd Quarter Non-Local Commercials (Need 38, Average 32) - 7% chance to hit
- 4.500 Total Non-Local Commercials (Need 116, Average is 110) - 12% chance to hit
- 31 Hours of Total Commercial Time (Need 48:36, Average is 45:17) - 10% chance to hit
LEADERBOARD
| Bears (3 Games) | Vikings (3 Games) | Total (40 Games) |
|---|---|---|
| 1. Hyundai (15) | 1. Verizon (6) | 1. Hyundai (98) |
| 2. Amazon Prime (9) | 2. NFL Sunday Ticket (5) | 2. GEICO (73) |
| 3. Subway (7) | 3. State Farm (5) | 3. NFL Sunday Ticket (67) |
| 4. Thursday Night Football (7) | 4. T-Mobile (5) | 4. Amazon Prime (62) |
| 5. DraftKings (6) | 5. Toyota (5) | 5. Progressive (62) |
| 6. GEICO (6) | 6. Allstate (4) | 6. State Farm (62) |
| 7. Dick's (5) | 7. Capital One, GEICO (4) | 7. Toyota (56) |
| 8. Google Pixel 8 (5) | 8. Google Pixel 8, Hyundai (4) | 8. T-Mobile (55) |
| 9. NFL International Games (5) | 9. iPhone 15 Pro, Progressive (4) | 9. Allstate, Burger King (54) |
| 10. State Farm (5) | 10. Subway, Walmart (4) | 10. Subway, Verizon (54) |
WINS
- NFL Sunday Ticket (10)
- Hyundai (9)
- Amazon Prime (5)
- Allstate, Toyota (4)
- Bud Light, Walmart (3)
- Burger King, Dick's (2)
- Big Noon Saturday, Dancing With The Stars, DealDash, Google Pixel 8, NFL Black Friday, Reese's, Salesforce, State Farm, The Golden Bachelor, The Marvels, Uber Eats (1)
If you lose to the Bears from here on out, you're moved to Oakland.
How many birds has that stadium killed?
Fun game for locals -- which Chicago neighborhood cares the most about this Bears game, and which Chicago neighborhood cares the least?
Dobbs is like a babyface wrestler from old wcw/wwe high fiving the fans on his way out
You assholes have 2 of the top 5 draft picks in a top heavy draft. What the fuck is a week 12 game to you? Take it now and don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
I'm more confident with Flores leading the defense, but this is the exact kind of game traditionally where the Vikings defense would let Fields look amazing
No Manningcast tonight?
Lisa Salters looks like an auntie who doesn't like what you put in the potato salad.
I liked Chick-fil-A more when they didn’t do commercials
This feels like a case keenum season repeat
is anyone else's broadcast all fucked up? it's just this channel
Let’s go bears
That Amazon commercial totally ripped off Citizen Kane
“It has been a journey, man”
Oof
Oh boy Jimmy Kimmel
And the crowd goes 😴
ESPN reminding me of how single I am with these holiday jewellery ads, I just wanna watch football you fucks
Amazon: “you’re gonna die soon!”
Chris Stapleton kicks so much ass
Sick with Covid AND I have to watch a Bears prime time game?
As a Bears fan I apologize in advance if the game sucks.
This song would be 100% better if it was all Snoop singing.
this vikings chant reminds me of a simpler time when I used to enjoy refreshing Skoal Wintergreen Long Cut
I love when 60k people are all clapping on their own beat
Holy cow, it's Josh Dobbs. Touchdown, incredible.
AP!!!!
Skol Vikings
Joe Buck is the goatest of all time. Dude is the greatest sportscaster of all time, even better than Howard Cosell
Troy is the best color commentator going right now by far.
Horn people vs fellow animals. Gotta go with the Ursidae on this one.
are bears fans still wanting to throw the season for draft position or is this in conference win worth more?
Best uniforms
Vikings throwbacks are some of the prettiest jersey in the league
i don't have an opinion on either team, really, but I would die for Josh Dobbs
Josh Dobbs is good, but he's no Vikings legend and public funds fraud Brett Favre.
Lions fans rooting for the bears...ohhhhh someone's scuuurred 😏
Love the Vikes intros
Bears fans are so dumb, even a Bears fan can be one.
I hope they paid Phil Collins a lot of money to ruin his song.
Sorry Viking bros , tis the last time this year I'm rooting against you , after this I'm all in on the bandwagon! Can JJ return for the playoffs??
Funny seeing all the Lions fans rooting for the Bears tonight, despite seeing the exact same level of misery and incompetence that they've watched for the better part of 4 decades. Don't be fools now that you guys are good, don't root for the lost cause.
that’s Titans legend Adrian Peterson