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[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago

You can also tell that the guy on the left is the weak one because he actually needs a keyboard to type out his text message whereas the guy on the right can do it with his mind alone.

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In my experience the guy on the left gets a loving wife who understands and respects him. The guy on the right gets a bunch of random sex, often only once per woman, and either goes to prison for how he treats them, or has a bunch of divorces. Also nowadays there is a 50/50 chance his pickup is in the same price range as his house.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Wait, isn't that what this is?

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[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Don't drink the alpha broth.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You can be sure that every alpha male posting shit like this never got laid without paying. Upfront.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I prefer a lot rage comics than ia... I mean, if you can't draw, perfectly you can use all of those characters...

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