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[–] tomjuggler@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not sure how you can it these days, but I recommend static on a TV over this.

[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 6 points 1 month ago

Not gonna see much it he keeps putting lasers in his eyes

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I did that with LSD 40 years ago.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Bro is about to reinvent shamanism

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Oh my god, I knew it! He's crackred the code!!

[–] Nasalstrip@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Waiter, waiter! More headlines like this please

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Hmm if I say that if you add magic mushrooms to the mix you can change the simulation to your advantage, will you follow me? I could use the extra cash.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll buy that for a dollar.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Here, you want a mind fuck? I'll let you have it for free:

Bell's Theorem: The universe is not locally real (either the speed of light is violable or properties of things do not exist until observed). Light simultaneously takes all paths, and so does everything else if given the right conditions. We just perceive "Location" as a property things have because of probability and the fact that all of the other potential locations have probability functions that average out to zero (not a quantum physicist, so probably not using quite the right terms there). "Everything" literally is "Everywhere, All At Once". The world that we perceive is nothing more or less than a vast ocean of waves within overlapping fields. The interference between the waves, the troughs and crests, are the objects we perceive. Nothing is truly as you see it, even yourself. Also, the force of gravity doesn't exist. Time just passes slower near massive objects.

That's the best I can do for ya. First hit's free.

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