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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Prove he doesn’t.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

They're collectables!

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

So, he doesn’t play with dolls while he’s on the Hill.

Got it.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

I've also heard that Pete Hegseth doesn't use rose-scented skin lotion, and Marco Rubio doesn't like long bubble baths with a glass of wine.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Really? He looks like 18th century wooden doll come to life.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Lol, he does. He totally does.

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

I bet he has a race car bed, too.

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