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Nailed my immediate thought
So lon3star now you see evil will always win because good is dumb
He's not totally wrong
What did you see?
I definitely didn't see you playing with your dolls, again!
Well, I've never thought about it until now but I've never been more sure that he has regular tea parties with a doll collection.
You’re right Polly Prissy Pants. We should deport all the brown people!
But deporting them is too much trouble! We should put them in concentration camps!
And when there are less of them we can fill the empty spots with other subhumans who give us trouble! Yay! /s
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I wouldnt be surprised, hes very self-conscious, he dyed his SCALP to make it look like he had hair once, until people called out how silly he looks.
Trump’s biographer Michael Wolff previously said on The Daily Beast Podcast that the president has a less-than-flattering nickname for one of his most loyal henchmen: “Weird Stephen.”
Honestly, even with his brain mostly rotted away now, little glimpses of Trump's idiot-savant ability to bully at a grandmaster level can still shine through sometimes.
Don't forget meatball Ron and little Marco.
"Meatball Ron" was another stroke of real genius. "Sloppy Steve" was another decently good one, but honestly, "Weird Stephen" is fuckin' perfection.
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The fact that this administration denied it, tells me it's 110% TRUE.
Yeah, me thinks the lady doth protesteth too much.
I'm not going to read this article because I like to minimize the amount of Stephen Miller in my life, but I'm just going to assume that they're referring to sex dolls.
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OK South Park, you know what to do!
I see your schwartz is as big as mine!
I haven't heard this one, but if the white house has to come out with a statement, I have to assume he plays with dolls.
that's really weird.
I was talking with someone yesterday and we wondered,
#where are the Epstein files?
They aren't dolls. They're GI Joes.
Pretending he's a "real American hero" like them.
Never mind the article says they're porcelain. No wonder he's so fragile.
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unbeasted:
Honestly, if this is true it means there's some tiny kernel of humanity in that hateful ball of wrath. I would encourage this behavior. Sure, keep it behind closed doors because it does look odd but man, that guy is just a robot of hate and fear and vitriol.
It's not what it looks like, don't worry, he's still a cunt. Those dolls were trophies that ICE confiscated from children they were deporting, he likes to imagine holding them out to taunt their crying rightful owners.
Is this "Weird Tales"? I found some of them in a comics collection when I was little and some of the stories fucked with me.
It's V for Vandetta. Spoilers ahead
Tap for spoiler
The man with the dolls is Lewis Prothero, the primary propagandist of the fascist government and former commander of the concentration camp that V was a resident of. This scene ends with him traumatized to the point of institutionalization. This is one of the running themes of the book where insanity is a byproduct of actually understanding the camps for what they were.
But yeah highly recommend reading the comics. It's a really good take for a series from the 80s exploring what British fascism would look like.
Got it. I tried to watch the movie but I wasn't into it. I may check out the comics, they are clearly a masterpiece. Sometimes you don't have to look at too much of something to tell.
I'm personally very much a fan of both the comic and the movie
The overall plots are largely the same, the comic of course has a little more space to flesh things out.
Which does actually work against it at times, there's a point where V just kind of goes off on a lecture about anarchy for a couple pages, which is interesting but maybe not the most exciting comic book reading you'll ever do, and certainly wouldn't have translated particularly well to the screen, so overall I don't mind most of the changes they made of
Both the comic and movie are very much a product of their times and places. The comic is very much a reaction to Thatcherism in the UK, the movie more to post-911 Bush-era America.
The movie probably resonates more with me personally, but I'm also a product of that time and place. The comic strikes me as a little more timeless.
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Even more appropriately, it's V for Vendetta
Spoilers, I guess, for a 40 year old comic (the plot in the movie is a bit different)
spoiler
In the comic, Lewis Prothero (played by Roger Alam in the movie) is one of central figur of the ruling Norsefire party. He is responsible for the "Voice of Fate" radio broadcasts (although the party propaganda is that it is the Fate supercomputer making the broadcasts itself) and was formerly the commander of a concentration camp.
He collects dolls, and is kidnapped by V placed in a mock-up of the camp with his doll collection dressed as prisoners, and tortured by V burning his dolls in front of him.
I believe in the movie you can catch a glimpse of his doll collection in the background of a couple scenes, but that plotline is changed quite a bit.
Sounds like something someone who plays with dolls would say.
Of all the things one could find fault with Miller, porcelain dolls are not even on my list. A man who openly stated that he would have red states send their National Guards into uncooperative blue states without permission, and folks are talking about whether or not he has what sounds like an innocuous if not unusual hobby.
Interestingly enough, it's the attacks like this (similar to Waltz's "weird" messaging) that actually get under fascists' skin. It undermines their (let's face it, performative) masculinity, which undermines their perceived power, and that is everything to them.
I’ve always been kinda torn on making fun of fascists for that sort of thing, because I personally don’t care whether or not he plays with porcelain dolls but I know he and his supporters A LOT.
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Miller wants to be seen as Big Strong Cowboy Man^TM^. Playing with dolls destroys that image. Porcelain dolls drops a Fatboy on that image.
Wow, so Stephen Miller plays with dolls? That's weird.
Daily Beast is a serious publication, right? Because this legitimately sounds like a Hard Times article.
Seriously, it's been a long time since I read an actual news article that sounded this much like satire.
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Play? Probably not. But he does have a large box of beheaded barbies under his bed.
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"It's called action figures"
But what if, now hear me out, we make fun of him in whatever way will make him miserable.
Miller “liked to play with porcelain dolls.”
Not even like a GI Joe or a respectable Barbie doll? SMH
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I don't kink shame. Some people consider their Real Dolls their girlfriends.
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Actually, they are called Genestealers and they are the noble resistance heroes of the setting.
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Yeah, just like JD Vance doesn't "play" with couches. 😄
They are called dildos.
Space Balls
Nah, they haven't accused Democrats of playing with dolls so this is probably fake.
Welp, i don't except grown-up things coming from this government anyway.
I'm not talking about the "playing with dolls" part but that it is such an issue. Btw, i do play dolls with my 3 years old niece.
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Steven Prothero Miller
But fr I don't care if he plays with dolls. My beef is with how he treats humans
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