Spray WD-40 up your urethra at night when your in-laws are visiting.
this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2025
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Did you make sure to spray WD40 into those tubes before turning on that water?
They only said no for drinking water, not for eye cleaning water.
Get all the rust out of your eye sockets and lubricate them for grater eye-rolling.
holy shit?!
I am now cursed with the knowledge that this is possible. TIHI
Gotta say, seeing a flaming dick fart wasn't on my 2025 bingo card, but then again it's a wild fucking year so I shouldn't be surprised
HE WENT BACK FOR SECONDS?!?!??
Iirc, this is actually a trimmed video and he did it several more times 😅
what the fuck how do you even FIND that this is possible??
Thank you.
That's such an ad read. Wd40 isn't going to dissolve kidney stones.
OK, having intense scrotum pain. Instructions unclear. How do I pee the WD40 out?
at night, alone
Why?
Fucking why?!
What's gonna come out of the faucet at night while I'm alone if I don't?! 😱
The WD is Water Dispersant. Maybe someone's under the impression water can "clump up" overnight.
Water does clump up overnight in some places, but you'd need to set the WD-40 on fire for it to make a difference.
It can if it’s cold enough.
Oh, I dunno. I just had a pipe burst under the house because it froze. I don't think a quick psh psh up the faucet was going to help lol. If I'm honest, it was my fault for being alone that night. I shouldn't blame the plumbing.
It's more what's going to have a hard time coming out of the faucet and that the wd40 will help it come out.
We all want it to come out butter smooth.
Slop machine said that construction means clicks.
You should be asking who
Nothing. That's why you need to lubricate them.
Nothing–that's why you need to lubricate.
Notice everyone, this isn't for any taps/faucets you might want to drink from.
We do not recommend this technique for RO or filtered water faucets as it could contaminate your drinking water.
So idk who it's even for lol
just clicks I assume
We've come a long way from the era of the "one weird trick", haven't we?
Most of us are used to no ads from the adblocker. These are still plentiful.
last week my professor tried to show us a YouTube video of psychology and got an unskippable 15 sec ad of a (borderline) hentai game 😭
I always wondered what's the point of these ads. Is it to segment gullible people?
They're excuse for TherapyGary to post his favorite video.
I'd like to see this answered.
That's such an ad read. Wd40 isn't going to dissolve mineral buildup.
The article doesn't say it dissolves mineral buildup. It penetrates the buildup to separate it from the surface it's stuck to.
Still not going to work. You'll want an acid like LCR to do the job, but you also aren't going to see any real gain from a sink faucet. I've done it to shower heads, but those have much smaller passages and it had to be over night.
I mean, that's how it works for stuff that's rusted shut. But you're right that an acid, even vinegar, would be way more effective. And non-toxic in the case of vinegar.
Yep. Plumbing guy at Lowe's gave me much the same tip to break up a clogged valve thing, forget what it's called.
Makes the water go faster, duh.
Guys always say my water smells great but I'll never tell my secret ☺️
It displaces water though so isn't there a risk you could move the source?