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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tbf it was a popular style at the invention of the gas mask (because any more could fuck up the seal and leak through), with WWIII possibly around the corner, the Charlie might make a comeback.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Meh, I don't think a mustache is going to help with a drone swarm...

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

That's not what he meant by "there is no such thing as bad publicity"

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

What a stupid world.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I couldn’t read the article on mobile because it keeps jumping around as ads load and change

Thanks raw story for making so much money off a Hitler stunt. Surely the there’s no lib hypocrisy in that

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I was having trouble imagining someone less sexually attractive than Alex Jones, but Alex Jones with a Hitler moustache may actually win. Or maybe covering any part of his face makes him look better, and he should just grow all the facial hair and also wear sunglasses.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Larry Ellison. Ted Cruz. Donald Trump. Rupert Murdoch. Rudy Giuliani.

It’s an extremely low bar, to be fair.

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In a week is he going to say it's a Chaplin mustache? Right after playing Hitler videos of course.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

And so a lot of people are sick of it, but they're not very sophisticated and have not actually studied that Hitler was a very kleptocratic, totalitarian, megalomaniacal individual."

Really? I had no idea!

Alex Jones obviously bad mental health issues but lately he really went off the deep end. I'd almost feel sorry for the dude, almost...

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I imagine it has the same effect as when animals use wild colours to deter predators. Except it's the reverse and instead an easy sign he's a predator.

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[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jesus christ! WTF is going on?

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 19 points 2 days ago

I think he's hurting for relevance, which means he's probably broke based on the court cases

Expect to see increasingly crazy shit from him

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I've had enough dumb for the week.

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[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 9 points 2 days ago

So the tan suit wass also intentional? Right? Like he's trying to look like Hitler.

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