Fun fact, the G in Kenny G is for Gorelick. Though they don’t seem to be related.
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Do whatever gets the job done. So many unnecessary hangups.
If she needed me to kill a chicken for her to get off, I'd ring that poor little bastard's neck (the chicken's, just to be clear.)
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Reading OPs post and the responses.. What even is sex? Are we just rubbing genitals and hoping both parties get off without paying attention to each other?
Even casual sex requires synchrony, alignment, flow, attentiveness etc. That's part of what makes it enjoyable. Climaxing is the outcome of the connection made, however temporary, by that synchrony and alignment.
Treating sex like a race to the climax will only make you worse at it over time. Depriving it of initimacy and spirituality will make it so that you need to chase more and more physical stimulation to make it pleasurable.
The process is as important as the outcome (moreso even). Focus on that process if you want to make the experience better for you and your partner.
You can be intimate with a vibrator.
What even is sex?
An urban legend. A myth.
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As long as my woman has an earth-shattering orgasm, I don't care how she gets there.
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I was hoping for a car analogy. I don't understand baseball analogies
If you have a supercharger in your engine, are you mad that it produces more horsepower than you do, or are you just happy to go fast?
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The "win" is figuring out what works for the lady, and there's not a specific manual for each woman.
Guys, in my experience, 60-70% of women need clitoral stimulation to make "it" happen. However, it's not the same playbook for every lady, and each lady generally has a set of reliable "plays" that work.
If you haven't already tried, introduce toys into the process - I have never had a partner regret it.
I often offer to use a vibrator with a partner but they rarely take me up on it.
I really like making my partner cum and it's so much better at it
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See, this is so true!
Now someone tell my wife that using a fuck machine in my my ass and nipple clips is super reasonable!
Please and thank you.