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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Google can F-themselves.

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Heil Agent Orange 🍊🧡

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[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Why dont you stupid Americans organize or something?"

They won't let us. We're trying.

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[–] gigachad@piefed.social 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The 1 million dollar question: Would I be able to side load it with the new Google developer registration rules?

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[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago

~~Don’t~~ be evil.

[–] notannpc@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Any web based alternatives? App stores aren’t needed here and it’s a lot harder to stop a website.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 20 points 5 days ago

“Vulnerable” go fuck yourself with a white-hot steel dildo.

[–] DegenerationIP@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

I cannot say how much I Wish this would be the onion..

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Nope. Our tax dollars pay for their existence. They're not a vulnerable group, they're our employees.

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[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (6 children)

"You just uninstalled Chrome We’re sorry to see you go. Please help us improve Google Chrome by filling out this short survey. Your feedback is appreciated." And....no link to any survey provided, so I can't tell them why they can go fuck themselves. I still use Youtube non premium, with an ad blocker, but I'm open to any suggestions for a replacement site.....

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

PeerTube, but it cant be called an alternative (yet)

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[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Good puppy dogs doing Dear Leader's bidding. History will remember!

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Any man with a mask is a threat to me and my immigrant wife. I do not give a fuck if the patch says "POLICE". Here, get one on Amazon, anyone can.

I am armed everywhere I travel past my front yard. I am armed on my shitter. Insane, I know, but that's where America is at. I am on a fucking hair trigger. Course ICE isn't around here, we rednecks are well armed. Funny how that works out.

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[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 days ago

Next up: Won't anyone think of the abusers? Who's the true victim of domestic violence?

In case anyone is wondering why an international tech giant caves so easily to the US government when the companies that own late night hosts still have them running: https://edition.cnn.com/2025/09/05/tech/google-eu-antitrust-fine-adtech

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago

Yes because, as everyone knows, the real enemies are brown people with funny accents. /s

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