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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Muffin is fucking crazy. Do not mess with her.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have an Idea! Give turn signals two levels based on speed.

Low speed or stop - turn signal is a blinky light indicating the driver's intention to turn.

High speed, like merging on highways or changing lanes - turn signal is a blinky light AND a flamethrower.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I read it like "Let Me ??? MERDE!" (Like Let Me ??? For fucks sake!)

Like what what word is that dog/cat supposed to be?

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The dog (who is called Muffin) is saying "Let me merge"

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I got that thanks ☺️

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Muffin is the older sister of Socks, and the cousin of Bluey and Bingo.

[–] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

I’m totally on board with random drops of Bluey lore.

[–] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you can't pay attention to basic street signs OR your gps, you're just gonna have to make a U-turn, I dunno what to tell you.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Sorry, best they can do is stop in the middle of the road with the blinker on.