Yes, they're absolute trash.
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2025
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well, it's not like raccoons are particularly wrong in this case. that car looks like trash. the only way to make it evenworse is to add Enter the Matrix shuriken wheels.
I think I saw one of these the other day my deep blue city. Surprised it didn't get vandalized, I mean, that just shows you that liberals are usually non-violent, contrary to whatever faux news says all the time.
Raccoons 🤝🏽 orcas
New vandalism idea: smear some strawberry jam into the nooks and crannies of a swasticar, then let nature take it from there.
- Elmo - The Cybertruck is apocalypse-proof.
- Raccoons - Hey bros, I found another dumpster..
- Bears - Watching and learning off in the distance...
Bears would already rip your car apart for half a bag of chips you left in the glove box, even if it isn't shaped like a dumpster.
Yeah
As funny as this is, it is more likely that people are leaving food in the back of their shitified SUVs and the seal is loose enough that the raccoons can smell it and want it.
I really believe they think Cybertrucks are dumpsters. Never heard of a coon trying to get into a other type of vehicle.
OTOH, there's nowhere for them to stand on other vehicles and this pic is the only one I can find online to support the dumpster thing.
All they have to do is look at a cyber truck funny and it'll rip itself apart for them.
They are dumpsters, just with less food in them.
Depends on the number of passengers
What I see is Raccons have finally found a use for Cybertrucks we could use more dumpster for proper trash disposal.
They can even drive themselves to the ~~landfill~~ ~~recycling facility~~ ocean!
"confusing"
"Mr. Raccoon! No! Even for you, I promise there's absolutely nothing of value in there."