- add a red button to fire the nukes
- take the rest of the unlimited budget for expenses.
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My umbrella will be super light. It will connect on my back and blocks rain whichever the direction it's coming from. Think Dr Oct but only one limb holding an umbrella.
thats really cool, and I feel could be made today
Has solar panels and a USB c charging outlet
Fire avangard missiles
comes up with tactics as the name implies
Make it so it never rains if you have the umbrella with you.
In before all life going extinct due to a massive drought.
What would happen if I wore my rain boots (it always rains where they are worn) and held this umbrella?
But then you have no need for the umbrella if it's not raining. It just becomes dead weight.
I add a chatbot to it.
The umbrella from Kings Avatar.
it runs its own general circulation model and predicts rain an hour before it even arrives and stays open with no option to close it until an hour passes.
Coincidentally, it also takes a day to re-open, so once it closes, it's not opening again.
it automatically closes after an hour.
It doesn't look like anything. It's an invisibility umbrella.
It also lets you walk through walls.