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[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 58 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Congrats! What did you write your thesis on?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 94 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

How people have been fucking up nature for 10k years lmao.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Save the Wooly Mammoth before it's too late!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the columbian mammoth is the last of the mammoths to die out about 13kyears ago, very recent, by insular dwarfism in channel islands of CALIFORNIA. fun fact mammoths are more related asian elephants than african bush elephants/forest. ELEPHAS vs loxodon.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 16 points 3 weeks ago
[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I look forward to the meme translation of your thesis

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Didn’t we likely play a significant role in the extinction of megafauna all over the world much sooner than that?

Amazing topic!

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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Too bad there won't be anyone left alive to remember your hard work. But thanks, still.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 17 points 3 weeks ago

I've unironically still got hope. I think we live in a really cool time.

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[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 43 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 12 points 3 weeks ago
[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Congrats!!!! You did it! That's awesome!!

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 18 points 3 weeks ago

I tried anyway.

[–] negativenull@piefed.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

Whoa! Congrats!

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Good luck I hope its well received and contains no em dashes.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lmao there's definitely some llm placeholder captions they'll have to forgive me on.

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[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Remember these wise words:

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[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is a precursor to defending your thesis, right? I don't mean to discourage, I've just been away from academia for a few too many years and my memory is getting rusty on the order of operations.

Regardless, it's a massive milestone and I commend your commitment to humanity's knowledge in the strongest possible terms.

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 29 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

In most places the defense is kind of just a formality. It's an important part of the ritual and the process, it's important to present your work, but nobody should be submitting unless they're definitely going to pass the defense, or else their supervisor has really failed them

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[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hell yeah! What's your research about?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 33 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That would have been easier lol.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I mean I'm taking a class on machine learning and ... well ... on the one hand it's supposed to be a "rigorous" theoretical class, and the project at least is going to actually be that because I get to choose the topic and I'm obviously gonna make it mathematically rigorous ... but on the other hand, my professor keeps saying "ask the LLMs for more details about the derivations I'm teaching you" 😭😭😭😭😭. I guess he decided teaching students real analysis is hard and ChatGPT is easy. And the lecture notes have literally zero references so I'm completely on my own 😭😭😭😭😭

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My environmental proxies have been a conundrum for machine learning (I'm pretty sure why, writing a grant on that), so I can sympathise. I have some tools for you, if you'd like for me to share. Dm me and I'll send you a bunch of stuff when I'm less inebriated.

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[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 6 points 3 weeks ago

I love how you summed up at least 75% of science. I’m in this picture and… I have mixed feelings!

Just because I’m a pedantic little academic: if you know how your data is crap, you can make an extra shiny model that doesn’t give only crap outputs

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[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Hell yeah! Now go get blackout drunk

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 16 points 3 weeks ago

Working on it.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We should all support him!

Source: am drunk

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Huge fucking congratulations! So does this mean we're going to get more memes now, or fewer?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm so lost lol. Depends where the wind blows.

[–] HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago

Congrats! Best of luck on whatever the next step is.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago

Pls release me

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

should only take three years after this

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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My dearest Fossil! Congratulations! Super proud of you dude - that's not a small feat. My M.Sc. damn near did me in.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Bruh, my MSc was no new data for this site which is a challenge (had to focus on methods), this nearly killed me lol.

[–] spinne@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Good shit, king. We're proud of you

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[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] RacerX@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] howler@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

We are proud of you!!! Congrats!!

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago
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