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A New Jersey woman who was found bound with zip ties in the woods and marked with a derogatory phrase referencing President Donald Trump is now accused of staging the attack.

Natalie Greene, 26, is charged with conspiracy to convey false statements and hoaxes and making false statements to federal law enforcement.

According to court documents, Greene and a co-conspirator called 911 late July 23 and claimed that three men had attacked them on a trail at the Egg Harbor Township Nature Reserve. The co-conspirator told dispatchers the men referenced Greene by name and mentioned her job in politics. According to reports, Greene previously worked for a Republican congressman.

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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 57 points 2 days ago (49 children)

When leftists attack so few people (no, Charlie Kirk's shooter wasn't a leftist) that they just need to fake their own shit all the damn time.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is some real imbecile shit

[–] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

We've got some real winners out here in Jersey, unfortunately.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

That, to me, sounds like she has some undiagnosed mental issue.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This should serve as a reminder that fascists will do ANYTHING to get what they want.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Also should serve as a reminder that you should believe NOTHING they say or claim, no matter how atrocious, because the chances of it being bullshit are higher than it being truth, and what nothing more than to provoke civil unrest if not outright civil war with their lies and bullshit.

Isnt she also covered in scars cause she said the imaginary liberals cut her up?

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 25 points 2 days ago

This should convince most folks the right are trying to start a civil war, but it won't.

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 172 points 3 days ago (22 children)

Me: I wonder how they know it was staged

But investigators later concluded Greene had staged the attack, alleging she paid a body modification artist earlier to make it look like she was injured. Officers also found zip ties in Greene’s vehicle similar to those used on her, and the co-conspirator’s phone had been used two days earlier to search “zip ties near me."

Lol

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's a miracle she didn't Google "Someone to scratch letters into my skin near me"

[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

There’s money in and around Egg Harbor. She didn’t need to Google where to find somebody to cut her up, she probably already knew four of those guys. But she’d never used a hardware store before.

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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

I’m more surprised the DOJ is going after her for this rather than giving her a medal.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Oh, another one?

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That was very Smollett-minded of her.

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 148 points 3 days ago (3 children)

They really like to manufacture unreality and sell it as true.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 88 points 3 days ago (15 children)

This one is super weird though. Why in the world would anyone hog tie someone like that and then write shit about trump on her? I'm guessing she's another alcoholic for trump. Regardless, she's in for a ride:

Each count carries a maximum penalty of five years in prison and a $250,000 fine.

[–] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why in the world would anyone hog tie someone like that and then write shit about trump on her?

For the same reason these people think that someone would Sharpie "FUCK ICE" onto a clip of bullets after killing only detainees at an ICE facility, and then just plop it on the ground.

[–] brendansimms@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

i think it was 'anti-ice' written with a pen, which is even moreso clearly fake

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 85 points 3 days ago

Why in the world would anyone hog tie someone like that and then write shit about trump on her?

Many MAGAts that face social consequences for their MAGAtism cry victim and and then circled with attention and monetary support by other MAGAts. Since they aren't actually victims and they want the attention, they manufacture the victim status.

Sadly this isn't confined to MAGAts. Actor Jussie Smollett did the same thing attempting to manufacture victimhood of a hate crime. What really angers me about Smollett is that there are real victims of race based hate crimes and his antics cast doubt on those other real victim's situations.

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[–] KenOh@feddit.online 75 points 3 days ago

Really stupid. She could have just said a slur on tik tok and been a millionaire from donations by now.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Why is it always the right entangling themselves in crime?

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