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this hurts my back

[–] semisimian@startrek.website 51 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm missing context on this one. I walk away from Lemmy for ONE day and...

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 81 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Recreational benadryl user meme is that if you take too much the hat man comes to visit you.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What does any of this have to do with giant boobs?

[–] ptu@sopuli.xyz 54 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

She didn’t grow them just for this occasion

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 22 points 2 weeks ago

That's what you think, but where's your proof?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

Don't think grow is really the right word.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

They're not boobs they're benadryl, lots of benadryl. So much the hat man comes to visit.

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 52 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_person

The Hat Man is commonly associated with sleep paralysis and the abuse of the antihistamine medicine diphenhydramine, commonly sold under the brand name Benadryl.

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm out of the loop too. My mind is just going tylenol:autism::benedryl:👀

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

tylenol:autism::benedryl:HatMan

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Holy shit. Those are some giant knockers. Won’t somebody think of her back!

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 weeks ago

I’ll do it!

thinks about her boobs

Dammit! I always mess this up!

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 2 weeks ago

I hope he has her back because constantly having to deal with that weight sure takes its toll on her spine.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Absolute unit of badonkers

[–] TaeKwonDoh@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Some serious honkers, a real set of badonkers, packing some bobanhonkeros, massive dahongabangahos, big ol' tonhongracougers.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

god damn! look at the straps holding those fuckers up! it's like she's wearing a fucking backpack.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

OK but are they real? In this context I'll even accept implants as real.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't think the hat man is an implant, but he also isn't real.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 6 points 2 weeks ago

Godtier cosplay

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

i was gonna send a sexy screenshot or meme I have saved but I guess estrogen and antidepressants have lowered my labido so much this is the closest thing I have lol

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

the government knows

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Bruh wtf is this 😭