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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 42 minutes ago

You’re also supposed to wear a suit when you fly now. And say thank you.

I guess it’s like going to the White House.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That car is a '93-'98 Fiat Punto. Not sure if that helps.

[–] Courantdair@jlai.lu 1 points 42 minutes ago

I miss a whatisthiscar community... Isn't there one?

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

This can’t be right, a real admin would be wearing a fursuit

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 42 points 3 hours ago

Here you go fam

[–] cm0002@lemmy.zip 26 points 4 hours ago

This is a windows admin, not a Linux admin :P

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 hours ago

in a windows environment?

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 hours ago

Too hot in that weather

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 29 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

Question: What's worse as running gear: A pencil skirt... Or a garter belt.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 45 minutes ago

I've never had to run in a pencil skirt... yet 🤞 .

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 31 points 5 hours ago

I did a double-take too, but she's wearing skin-colored shorts with a red stripe on them over tights.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Zoom in, shorts over leggings.

[–] cenzorrll@piefed.ca 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

OK, but what about the lab coat?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 32 minutes ago* (last edited 32 minutes ago)

Light weight, but enough to block the wind a bit on the way to gym.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I have worn neither, but have have once tried running with a towel wrapped around and I feel like a garter belt would be better.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 4 points 4 hours ago

While I've never worn a garter belt myself, that does sound right to me.

[–] guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 17 points 5 hours ago (3 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 43 minutes ago

>'guynamedzero' is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 14 points 4 hours ago

That would be her in a cape and spandex, as the amazing Superuser!

[–] muxika@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

She has cookies enabled.