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[–] Ydna@lemmy.world 150 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I use that case for my work computer! It has a ryzen7 and RTX 2080. I had to hack the front USB to connect it with a modern mobo header, but it works...

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 72 points 2 weeks ago

Sleeper PCs are an art form

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 104 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Right here, next to the fan:

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Take the upvote and gtfo ;p

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does your fan not have its front shield or is it just a bad angle? If it doesn't I'd suggest you put it on, from experience those fuckers can break skin.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago

It doesn't, no. I accidentally put it on crooked when assembling it and bent it when trying to correct my error to the point that just taking it off was the only logical solution.

This one doesn't break skin, though. In fact, my cats have accidentally gotten their tail into it several times and reacted with only slight annoyance.

To put it another way: a toddler could stick their head into it and not cry when it hits them, it's THAT good at stopping gently when it encounters resistance 😁

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Damn, I don't know what it is, but your house looks completely Danish.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's an apartment, but it's not so weird that it looks completely Danish since it IS completely Danish. As am I 😁

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[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 week ago

By the woodwork duh.

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[–] Ydna@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's upward inside the drive bay, using a single 120mm fan and rad, then I perforated the case's top sheet metal with a new grid of holes for outlet airflow. Definitely not amazing cooling performance but hey. I had to slice the CDROM drive in half to make room for it... the floppy drive actually works but not the giant CDROM lol

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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've always wanted to build a sleeper PC

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago

I tried building a sleeper PC once but kept getting disturbed by trains.

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

How's airflow?

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Is the floppy drive hooked up? I have a floppy drive in my modern machine.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

You need to get with the times, grandpa. Get yourself a Zip drive.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Take me back. I don't like it in the future.....

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

I know a guy who can take you back for $120

[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Encarta was absolute fire back in the day, seriously

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They were never obsolete because, as it says on the sticker (that no one on the internet can ever seem to be bothered to read), that you can replace it every 2 years for new, more modern system for only 99 bucks.

and quite frankly, thats a fucking steal, considering what PC prices were like back in the late 90s, and with how fast technology was advancing.

[–] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The trick was closing down your PC company before the two years are out.

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[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For crying out loud, thank you!

Power users didn't flock to these, but they were awesome for a certain demographic. Low skill early tech adopters. Grandma, grampa, mom and dad. Dudes out in rural areas, like my friend's dad, who only needed to use the PC for 30 minutes a day to keep his farm operation running and couldn't give 2 shits.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Yep.

Several family members had these exact 433mhz emachines with the stickers. They were not power users, they were not gamers.. They were people who typed with one finger chicken pecking to check email

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[–] dontsayaword@piefed.social 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Even when these first came out you had to know it was silly

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think this was a programme where they would upgrade/replace your setup for free every year or so.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That's right. There's an insightful blog article if you want to learn the full story.

You could get your PC upgraded for $99 if you also bought 24 months of dial-up Internet service through them. But you also had to pay shipping both ways, and be out the use of your computer while you did it! That seems so inconvenient I imagine almost nobody bothered. eMachines certainly expected people wouldn't, making the whole thing little more than a carefully calculated marketing tactic. And it worked.

That said, their machines were very competitively priced even without the upgrade deal, and it really disrupted the incumbents, making them good value machines even if you didn't take them up on the dubious "never obsolete" offer.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I used to be a retail PC service tech back when these things were new. I remember scoffing at the “never obsolete” tag. They were obsolete while still new in the box.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

I worked in retail sales at the time.

customer: "What's the catch?"

me: "It's pretty slow now, if you keep it a couple years, you get to buy someone else's post upgrade for cheap assuming the company is still around, you don't get the replacement from us"

customer: "So what about those Compaq's?"

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

viewsonic made some damn fine CRTs...

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mitsubishi Diamondtron or Sony Trinitron. That’s where the good stuff was.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

iirc Silicon Graphics crts were actually trinitrons after 92-3. of course a 21" crt weighed fuck all lol

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Weight aside, those took a lot of space too. Almost every CRT from that era was put in a desk corner, swivelled sideways, forcing you to turn sideways too - and many of those were 15-17". Now imagine 21...

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[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago

Never say never. The Ship of Theseus is never obsolete as long as regular maintenance occurs

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As much as love the clarity of modern high resolution LCD, I still miss the slightly fuzzy effect CRTs had on the displayed graphics. It was almost artificial AA. When I play old games I wonder why they look crappy. It’s because I can see the sharp edges vs the “soft filter” the CRT added.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was truly amazing how great SD looked on a 25" tv. 525 scan lines. Bright enough to sear your eyeballs. In a vacuum, they didn't even look fuzzy. But you put a 1080p full screen even on my WQHD and it looks like absolute trash :)

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[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck yes. My first PC. It got me into It when I needed to fix the hdd when Windows 2k crashed.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My dad is still running this exact computer, but he only uses it to print one certain thing a month

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[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I be there's a Linux distro that would run on it.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There aren’t many i386 distributions anymore, but you should still have some selection, I think

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yup there's still Debian support.

Good ol’ Debian. The Chuck Testa of distros.

AntiX runs great on my Pentium 3 rig.

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[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I remember these shit boxes. Fuck these shit boxes. Set that fucking thing on fire and throw it off the overpass.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Of all the machines an Emachine. Those were the cheapest and worst built computers ever. They were often obsolete the moment they were sold.

I guess that makes the irony even more delicious.

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