Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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[–] mub@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Noooooo. You've ruined everything. What is the point in living now?

[–] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am not sure I follow. Had you never noticed? If so I can't take credit for that discovery (I'm very sad about that).

Or is it that you don't want it censored? You enjoy seeing that, you sicko? You love that saggy orange nussy.

You disgust me.

[–] mub@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So, looking at lady parts while I'm horny are going to be tainted because my brain will remind me of that nussy.

I disgust me.

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[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 49 points 1 week ago

My dad’s face droops like this. He has had several strokes. Just saying.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 1 week ago (19 children)

He literally is at the stage of dementia where it's visible in the face and he's lashing out at people on camera. Why is he still president?

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i don't usually follow pigfuck droopyface news, what did he do this time?

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He lasted a reporter calling her piggy.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

That was last week, this week he called a different one stupid for asking a really good question he didn't want to answer.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He will progress to the point where he won't even be competent enough to speak, and they will not article 25 him. They'll hide him away in the white house and Vance will effectively be the president, or someone in his cabinet will effectively take over. And we'll have our own little death of Stalin.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

I honestly don't think we'll know he's died until multiple days later if it doesn't happen within a public place. If it happens with few witnesses, they'll ride that dead pony as far as they can, push through as much as they can "as tRump", before announcing it. Weekend at Bernie's: US Corpacalypse

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Does this mean Trump will die in the oval office after a heart attack and stroke and Steven Millar will be shot?

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The real question is do I recognize your username from when I was a vegan circlejerk mod or from Minecraft 15ish years ago🤔

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Can you imagine how much conservative whining and crying we're going to witness when this traitor fuck dies and the vast majority of the world throws a fucking party?

I'll only be upset about how much tax payer money is going to be spent giving this felon rapist pedophile a state-funded funeral.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They won't whine. They're going to flip around and claim they never supported him.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Kissinger looked like this in his 80s and made it another 20 years.

Don't hold your breath.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Why would you be caring and not celebrating with?

[–] GFGJewbacca@midwest.social 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He looks like he had a stroke.

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

American doctors, please stop fighting that particular blood clot

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

They took an oath to do no harm, so they should really be helping the clot to take him out as fast as possible

[–] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

Doctor:"nah man he Is completely fine and Absolutely no One Is holding a gun ti my head

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yea he’s done the 28 day cycle is almost up and it’s time for another mri

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

No worries, he's gonna ace this one too.

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Maybe he should ask what they are scanning this time so he'll know when people ask. Nahhh

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 12 points 1 week ago

Come on a pig wouldn’t fuck that.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

To think that was once the face of the man that was able to blow a American President. Now he's just droopy McShithispants that can even rape a child with his tiny penis.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

Things that happen when this australopithecus does not tolerate people who are smarter than him, not even his doctors.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Cum News…

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Perfect is not an adjective applicable to that thing in any way shape or form

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

His neck is particular

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I prefer Bonespurs McPedoface, but that's the thing about art. If you like it, you like it

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Maybe a vaccine with bleach will solve it

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[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Fantastic haha

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