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[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is the US even a real place?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well GTA is supposed to be the parody, though it's the other way around nowadays

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I think living in any given GTA game is safer than living in America.

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When I used to go to California, after a certain point I always got hit with severe GTA V uncanny valley vibes.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago

I feel you. I was visiting a friend in Phoenix. We drive down to the Hoover dam and Las Vegas, it was very San Andreas.

It was helped by the fact that in Phoenix there was a rock station where Alice Cooper was dj, mirroring KDST with Axl Rose.

When tracks from the GTA play list hit that uncanny valley really kicked in.

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago

Depends on what state you're in, but yeah. Sometimes stuff like GTA might as well be a documentary for how people react here XD

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I've lived here my whole life, and I'm still not sure myself.

[–] mitch@piefed.mitch.science 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shooting pistols while high on Oxycontin is in the Constitution!

[–] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean Benjamin Franklin probably would've been down for it let's be honest

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Might have taken a little edge off the Civil War. I smell my foot rotting but I can't feel it!

[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I literally passed that sign driving to Blue Ridge Tuesday. I was as confused then as I am now. But what are the odds that I see this on Lemmy? I should buy a Powerball ticket.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

should buy a Powerball ticket.

No, you have used your luck in this. Try next year.

[–] mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you win, you have to share it with all the sub commenters

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

Our winnings! Our luck!

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Fuck that. No way i'm letting some scumbag smoke in my house!

*chambers fresh round*

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

eagle lays an egg

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this place is great. I've had my antipsychotics refilled while I bought ammo for my AR. nice guys.

Do you have to have an rx or are they like the cool vet

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had a store next to the state where I live that was "Bullets, Bibles & Beer" And sure enough that's what they sold.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That's what the BBB always has been.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Is "McCayswille" the new name Max Payne took on after he finished shooting down the drugies who killed his family?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

(706) would be Atlanta, Georgia.