this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2025
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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I love this so much.

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I used to hate Illinois Nazis. I still do, but I used to, too.

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[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 82 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A club with fans? Some kind of fan clu...ohhh

Hell yeah

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[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 79 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Late to the party, but ive got a quality ancient shitpost I've been holding onto

hell yeah

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 1 month ago (16 children)

First I thought of boobs. But not all men are straight. Then I thought of this:

If you're not thinking "hell yeah" you're not a real man. Which is totally fine by the way (the not being a real man part. Not liking cats is totally not ok, you psycho. Cats are awesome)

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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 63 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (4 children)

I'm a trans girl, and this shit is the only thing that has even mildly piqued my testosterones in recent years:

Doom Mower: Lawn of the Dead

(Doom Mower: Lawn of the Dead mod)

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